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eggedbellies · 3 years ago

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Heyo! Monster x Expert partners (human test tube tf scenario) anon here!

Just some imaginings of possible quotes from the ‘Expert turns their S/O into a monster with the tube’ scenario:

WTBM (while nervous, trying to calm self down): “Well uh, just slap me in the jar and call me Rainbow Dash!”

Expert: “What. Why would you say that?”

WTBM: “NO BABE I’M SO SORRY-“

Expert: “Honey, I love you but you gotta stop with those references.”

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Monster, pointing to ovipositor that just unsheathed because Expert may have brushed against it a little: “I think that’s where the eggs come out”

Expert: “the what”

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Monster: “You look so nice and fertile for my eggs~ lots of room for them~”

Expert: “Was that a long winded, somewhat creepy way of calling me fat?”

Monster: “I uh.”

Expert: “I mean, I AM fat, it’s just, why would you have to point that out, and why like that?”

Monster: “Room for eggs? Pregnant women have to put on weight so there’s room for the baby, right? I’d assume it’s the same for eggs…”

Expert, internally; ‘Oh my fucking god they want to impregnate me and yet they don’t know how pregnancy fucking works… how’

Expert, externally; “HHHHH…”

Monster: “Oh? What is happening?”

Expert: “I am SUFFERING in biology major.”

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Monster, hissing, growling a little: “Hhf~ are you satisfied, my love?”

Expert, getting fucked: “O- oh my god, are you- hff- kidding- ah~ thing’s the damn python of- hh~ ah~ dick-adjacent organs~ of COURSE I’m hh- satisfied~”

Monster, slowing down because of a knot: “Hrrgh, okay, well- hrnk! I’m not gonna be able to- hggh- hump much longer, I think!”

Expert: “Wh- why?”

Monster: “I think there might be a knot in there.”

Expert: “a what”

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Expert, after having about 20 tennis ball sized eggs fucked into them: “Hoooolyyy shit…”

Monster, very excited: “Ooh!! So many eggs!!! You look so good with my brood~ MY mate, with MY brood~! Ahh~ I must protect you, my lovely, lovely mate~”

Expert, watching as Monster proceeds to curl up atop their belly bloated with eggs,: “So… how much are you planning on depositing? Just this once, or…”

Monster, purring: “If I grow more eggs in me I’ll be sure to deposit them in you again, my love :)”

Expert, now imagining scenarios: “Wow, uh… hoo… okay then! Wouldn’t mind more eggs then, I guess!”

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Monster, rubbing Expert’s belly: “Hmmm… eggs… may I get you breakfast? You’ll need a lot of nutrition for this…”

Expert: “Oh, uh, yeah! Sure! What kind of breakfast were you thinking!”

Monster: “Sunny side up eggs :)”

Expert: “…That is incredibly ironic.”

Monster: “Eggs is best for eggs :) cannibalism :)”

Expert: “I mean technically it isn’t cannibalism because it’s two different species-“

Monster, placing finger on Expert’s mouth: “Shh. Sh sh shhhh. Cannibalism :)”

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Expert: “BABE PLEASE GET DOWN FROM THE CEILING-“

Monster, turning their head 180 degrees to face Expert: (in borat impression) “Mah maaateee :)))))”

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Monster, holding Expert’s eggnant belly for them, which is now the size of a fucking beach ball: “Eggs!!! :) You look very good today, my love!!!”

Expert, also feeling their belly: “Woah. Yeah this is- it’s getting pretty tight, am I gonna have to lay these soon?”

Monster, shrugging: “Probably, idk. I’d imagine you’d have to lay my brood eventually.”

Expert, now with more questions: “Wait, will they hatch, or anything? I’m not really sure about the whole commitment to parenthood thing…”

Monster, shrugging again: “I dunno, not the biology expert here. They’re probably unfertilized.”

Expert, now even more concerned: “Wait… what do we do with them when I lay them and they won’t hatch?”

Monster: “Free breakfast :)”

Expert: “NO.”

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Expert, now sitting in bed with an eggnant belly about the size of four beach balls: “Hrrngh… holy fuck…”

Monster: “Hm? Is everything alright, love?”

Expert, pushing down on the eggs: “These things gotta come out soon, right? It’s… getting REALLY… I dunno, I just really hafta lay them… really gotta… hh… push out this brood for ya~”

Monster, pushing aside some of Expert’s hair: “Oh!”

Expert, confused, still trying to force the eggs out by pushing down on the belly: “… What?”

Monster, excitedly: “Scales! :)”

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Expert, a while later and now with some patches of scales and chitin, a budding tail, and a slowly-becoming-transparent belly, which looks smaller on them now due to their growing height: “How in the world did this happen…”

Monster, dragging a finger along some of Expert’s scales: “Hmm… maybe some of my uh… fluids… have some of the stuff from the tube?”

Expert: “You mean to tell me you think your CUM is mutagenic or something?”

Monster, nodding: “Mayhaps… you do look wonderful, though, dearest!”

Expert, lying back, bored, some of the new instincts kicking in: “Hrmnn… I’d look better with some more eggs in me, though…”

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Expert, digging their claws into Monster’s hair, now with a new, far growlier voice: “HHGGGH… more… give MORE of your brood to me~”

Monster, trying their best to satiate the literal monster cravings for eggs Expert has been getting: “I’m giving as- hhf- much as I can, my mate!”

Expert, now turned on to the point where they’re grasping everything in the area with their claws, including Monster, who, now, to their delight, is having their face pushed into Expert’s belly by a massive claw: “KEEP GOING!! MOREEE!!!”

Monster, muffled: “I’m laying more of my brood, my- hgh- love! Be patient, be patient!”

Expert, leaning their head back, spines digging into the bed, their tail writhing wildly: “I NEEEED your brood inside of me! More, more! Be a good breeder and fill me to bursting! I need more eggs, Monster! Oh, god, Monster~!”

Monster, currently climaxing, causing their ovipositor to burst the eggs into Expert’s belly: “HRNK!”

Expert, also climaxing, fangs bearing and tongues lashing: “AAGH!! YES!!!”

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Expert, holding Monster against their body: “You’ve been so good~ such a good mate~ loyal, protective, filling~”

Monster, squishing Expert’s face in their claws, quite happy from the compliments: “Hmmm~ :)”

Expert, just remembering something: “Wait. Shit.”

Monster: “?”

Expert: “Fuuuuckkk I’m gonna have to buy new clothes…”

Monster: “OH. We could… we could just order them, online?”

Expert, nodding: “Yeah, sure. Hopefully any of them’ll fit me, though… I’m like, a 9 ft tall mega-eggnant monster thing now, I don’t think people make clothes for that…”

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Expert, after finally finding some good fucking pants: “There we go! Blue jeans, nice and- OH GOD!”

Monster: “?”

Expert, taking the pants off, gripping their distended belly, running to the bedroom: “Shit! Shit, shit, shit! MAAATEEE!”

Monster, running to Expert, who is now clutching their stomach, legs spread on the bed: “I’ll get the tube, my lovely, giant, bloated mate!”

Expert, incredibly confused: “HRRRNGH- THE FUCK- THE FUCK IS THE TUBE?!”

Monster, running back with some sort of long glass tube with a flared base at the bottom, placing it in front of Expert: “The tube!”

Expert, beginning to lay, the first egg peeking out of their area: “HFFF… the brood~! It’s coming!”

Monster, placing their hands on Expert’s belly and pushing down: “Go on~ my beautiful mate~ my love~ your special day is here~”

Expert, feeling the eggs coming out of them one by one, stretching them out: “Ah~ ah!”

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Monster, patting the glass tube, now filled with eggs: “Now for a fun part :)”

Expert, exhausted after laying hundreds of eggs: “… What?”

Monster, setting the tube up vertically on the bedroom floor and flicking a switch, making it light up: “Orbeez lamp :)”

Expert, facepalming: “Oh my fucking god, you disturbing little dork…”

Monster, hopping back over to the bed and stroking Expert along the tail: “It is a practical way to have them :) Orbeez lamp :)”

Expert, pulling Monster into a deep hug: “Yeah… Orbeez Lamp.”

Monster: “Wanna be filled up again, sometime, my mate?”

Expert, nodding: “My mind is preoccupied by thoughts of that, so, uh, yeah. I’d definitely say we should do that again.”

Monster: “:)”

hi first of all I love this and “Eggs is best for eggs :) cannibalism :)” made me cackle out loud I fuckin love these two so much. I wish I was a better artist because I would love to draw some of these scenarios.

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