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Imagine Merlin BBC being a romcom teenage series!!

Imagine the trailer be like:

"Prince Arthur was a regular prince"

*cut to show Arthur smiling and pretty*

Brave

*Arthur fighting against someone*

Charming

*Arthur flirting and/or smiling lovingly*

Responsable

*Arthur suffering with his duties*

And like most princes

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A total prat.

*Arthur laughing out loud*

But some things might change

*Cut to Merlin arriving at Camelot*

When a certain young warlock

*Merlin doing magic*

Becomes his manservant

*Scene where Merlin is "rewarded" after saving him the first time*

Unwillingly

*Merlin and Arthur fighting over Merlin's chores scenes*

The once and future king

*Arthur with his armour all smiley*

And the greatest warlock to ever walk on earth

*Merlin with his eyes glowing gold*

Before those titles became official

*Scenes with both of them being stupid*

Merlin

Coming soon

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One stupid headcannon I have for the reason that Arthur forgot Merlin during the Dolma thing is that Arthur just subconsciously registers Merlin presence.

He knows what it feels like to have Merlin in front of him and that what it felt like so obviously Merlin isn’t missing. It takes him a bit to register that Merlin isn’t really there becuase his body knows that he actually is.

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I sort of want a fanfic in which Merlin keeps his magic secret, never planning to ever reveal it.

Morgana is court sorceress, magic is legal, the golden age is thriving...

Sometimes Arthur will come to him and ask him to research some magical things and Merlin gives him all the information he needs, except that he's the most powerful sorcerer in the world. Arthur will complain to him about Morgana, question whether his decision to lift the ban was right, and Merlin supports it all.

The druids, no longer living in fear, still pay him respect, but they no longer talk to him. Because he's still Arthur's protector and it's good that no one knows.

"I kept lying to you." Merlin thinks as he watches Arthur sign yet another law for magic users. "So now, I don't deserve to live my truth."

And it is only after this that Merlin's magic is finally revealed.

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When will we talk about how Kaz lost a bet with Wylan

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October 31st, 1981.

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when people wear a colour that perfectly matches their eyes <33

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When Arthur sees Merlin, his heart races.

This isn't unexpected. Arthur is in love with him. He's confessed, Merlin confessed back, they were together.

So why? Why did Arthur feel like something was wrong?

He felt it whenever he touched Merlin's chest, lay his head against it to rest. His own heart beat so fast and unrelenting and undeniably in love... But so much faster than Merlin's.

Merlin's heartbeat was calm. Always calm. Collected, steady. There was no change when they kissed, not even when they had sex, at least not beyond normal excertion symptoms.

Merlin's heart doesn't race when he's with Arthur. And Arthur can't help but doubt his feelings because of it.

It takes weeks, no, months of doubting and arguing that Arthur learns the truth.

Merlin's heart races when he's angry. When they fight, when they were in danger, Merlin's heart would quicken.

Ba-dump, badump - badump - bdump bdmpbmpbmpbmpbdmpbdmp -

Arthur feels the pulse against his wrist for but a second.

It's the touch. Light as a feather, merely brushing against skin, and Merlin's heart stills again.

"Hey," Arthur says in awe at the decovery.

The heartbeat calms, steadies, and finally beats slowly, back in place as soon as their eyes meet.

"I'm here." Arthur says, because he knows Merlin is only worried about him.

Merlin sighs. "You always are." He grins.

'Oh'

Arthur thinks.

Gwaine would confirm this later, but Merlin's heart was not steady, not calm. It was restless when they were apart.

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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Fear Street would FUCK as a MaryLily AU

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If the show was still going on they might have made Lucy’s issues with Holly to be more about Norrie and that just-

Ugh

Just imagine; Lucy goes back to her old town. She sees Norrie and she talks to her a bit. The people in her town still blame her. Her and her mother are so awkward around each other, and Lucy starts regretting going back (remember Lucy doesn’t have any sister in the show, if she came back it probably would’ve been for Norrie)

Imagine if she went back because she wanted to see if there was hope between her and her mother??? Only to be met with either anger or indifference??? And imagine if her mother says something about her life in London (in the book her mother and her sisters are mentioned to frown at even the slightest change in her accent) something along the lines of “your replaceable there” or “Norrie should’ve been there with you but you killed her” or anything that’ll make Lucy insecure or guilty about her life in Portland Row.

Then she comes back, and she’s happy to be at a place she actually feels welcomed in. She tries to forget everything. And oh look! The house is clean, George and Lockwood put in some effort to welcome her home. She wasn’t forgotten easily, this was her home, they do care. And she does deserve that, she didn’t kill Norrie.

And then Holly is sitting at her desk.

Like…yes. Give me the angst.

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radio silence is my favourite book fr fr

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sirius would die for james but live for remus

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Get together crack fic in which some spell going wrong sends Remus and Sirius to the real world, present time. After some confusion ('there's a book about it?'), relief ('Harry'll make it, I knew it!'), irritation ('Bellatrix, really?'), and more confusion ('Tonks, huh?') they begin to adapt to modern muggle world. Remus is a bit overwhelmed with everything technological (understatement) but Sirius tries and eventually...

Sirius, staring at a screen, laughing, 'Moony - have you heard of fanfiction?'

Remus, looking up from pouring himself a cup of tea. 'What?'

Sirius, in a casual tone, 'Apparently there's 50,000 people convinced we're fucking.'

*sound of breaking mug*

'Come again?'

Sirius, staring at the screen with scientific interest, 'There seems to be a debate going on about whether you'd be natural at domming or crumble under the pressure like Voldemort in that movie.' *looks up from the screen, fingers on the keyboard* 'So, what should I tell them?'

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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.