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set your reminders, a second run of this print will be available tomorrow at 12pm PST ⛓️

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It really doesn't require like a doctorate to understand the appeal of even the most filthy booktok fantasies. Idk why we're all pretending it's some kind of impenetrable enigma (this is sarcastic: I Know Why) that so many women wanna read about Men Who Are Dicks, Out Of Love

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woof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

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A piece I finished some time ago but never got around to posting, felt like the right time!

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woof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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And yet it moves.

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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

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You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

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zun needs to make another 24-tet track

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"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

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This gif is outrageous