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S3 Ep05 | 06 Nov 2000 | The Usual Suspects

"Oh I can't take the third degree! Alright, I did it! I had a party here over the weekend. I would've had it at my place but I didn't want to trash my apartment. And you don't know these people, they like to rock and roll all night and party everyday!"

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S3 Ep07 | 20 Nov 2000 | Beckerethics

"I have a special talent for matching people with the cars they should be driving."

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S3 Ep06 | 13 Nov 2000 | The Wrong Man

"I love to keep up with old friends. I mean, not actual old people, but friends I've had for a really long time."

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S3 Ep04 | 30 Oct 2000 | What Indifference a Day Makes

"This is what I'm capable of when 'instead of commanding me to do, you allow me to be.'"

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S3 Ep03 | 23 Oct 2000 | One Wrong Move

"What am I? Some sort of lacky who gets stuck doing all the lousy jobs no-one else wants to do? Okay, I know the answer to that...'"

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S3 Ep02 | 16 Oct 2000 | SuperBob

"Okay, okay, I know I'm late, but I have a really good excuse and this time its the truth!"

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S3 Ep01 | 09 Oct 2000 | The Film Critic

"I hate it when something's bothering me and people won't leave me alone. Like they think that its gonna make me feel better, even though I say I don't want to talk about it!"

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S2 Ep13-24 | Jan 2000 - May 2000 | End of-season Outtakes

"When you get to a certain age, you miss having new things to be excited about. A reason to get out of bed in the morning. Everybody needs something to make you feel alive. 'Cos when you don't have that, thats when you really get old." [S2 Ep16]

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S2 Ep24 | 22 May 2000 | Panic on the 86th Floor

"Even though you're a world weary middle aged man, and I'm a young attractive woman, we're not that different. Because I believe we share the same heart, not like Siamese twins or anything, but like one really big heart that belongs to all of us, so my pain is your pain and your pain is my pain."

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S2 Ep23 | 15 May 2000 | Cooked

"For your information and FYI, my boyfriend is not in prison anymore! He was released due to overcrowding…"

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S2 Ep22 | 08 May 2000 | Crosstalk

"We are now online and fully computerised!"

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S2 Ep21 | 01 May 2000 | Sight Unseen

"I believe before work is called sleep!"

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S2 Ep20 | 10 Apr 2000 | One Angry Man

"I got a summons for jury duty. I can't do that! What happens if I get on one of those big trials? Somebody's life could hang in the balance while I make up my mind! What a goof!"

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S2 Ep19 | 20 Mar 2000 | The Bearer of Bad Tidings

"Okay, here's the thing. I was up all night with my friend who got dumped by her boyfriend. The only way I could calm her down was to make a coffee surprise. Which is two parts coffee, five parts Jack Daniels…"

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S2 Ep18 | 28 Feb 2000 | For Whom the Toll Calls

"Its like that saying. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've walked a mile in his shoes."

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S2 Ep17 | 21 Feb 2000 | The Roast That Ruined Them

"Oh, you can call me whenever you want, I just stand around most of the time anyways…"

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S2 Ep16 | 14 Feb 2000 | Old Yeller

"Saran wrap, makes a pretty sexy party dress. I'm just sayin'…"