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Unlike Joker, Harley has painted her egg.

Harley becoming Doctor Clown is perfection

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Furries I personally know:

A) Chief of infectious disease pathology at one of the biggest hospitals in the Midwest.

B) Leading journalist in coverage of EVs, alternative energy sources, and AI development.

C) Multiple PhD physicist who doesn’t officially work on orbital weapons, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t entirely kidding when they offered to drop a Thor shot on my abusive ex’s house.

(And then there’s little old me, Underdog…)

i love this shit i need more examples

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Was wondering what u meant by egg so I ended up googling a bit, ended up finding a bunch of memes/comics about it and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

Welcome to the club, sib.

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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every overthinker should have someone to fuck them stupid

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I was going to suggest a Durian fruit, but good enough.

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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@ladyruetha - more bridge fun!

Truck drivers in Michigan have for years smashed into an undersized bridge called The Big Penny. Normal warning signs have not deterred drivers from wedging dozens of trucks into its hungry maw.

So they put eyes and teeth on the bridge, in part as a further deterrent.

It has not worked…

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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.

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Robot and his software developer girlfriend

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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I'm so extremely serious when I say doctors should be put through an extremely extensive reliscensing process every 10 years. Doctors should have their knowledge scrutinized against current medical research and be de-barred at even the tiniest discrepancy. Too many old doctors absolutely refuse to stay up to date on research and dismiss patients because of their personal experiences. Too many people die every year because doctors don't take us seriously and refuse to listen to people who KNOW something is wrong. Too many people are told their problems are nothing and come back in a year or more with serious illnesses and doctors are just like "lol everyone makes mistakes" but doctors mistakes routinely cost people their lives! I'm tired of medical malpractice being swept away under the guise of "mistakes were made."

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...I had a guy come in today asking about how to get his kids library cards. I told him. He asked me how hard it would be for them to get them, and I said that all it took was their presence and his government ID.

He told me about how nice the system was here, where it was so easy to get a card; he said that there was a beautiful public library in Beijing that was top of the line and everything, but that the only way to access it was if you were a high ranking government official or a top professor or something. Instead, our library "serves the reader." His kids will be able to take chapter books home at no cost. He'll even be able to get books in Chinese here so that his native language skills don't atrophy.

I didn't even really know what to say, so I told him how to ask us to buy books for him that we don't already have so that he can still read them at no extra cost. I don't know how to shore up what it must feel like to know that there are books out there you can't read; I've always grown up with a good library nearby. It reminded me of working in my old library, though, where families who spoke Spanish were startled to find out we took any government ID with a formal address in town— even foreign IDs— so that their kids could get access to all of our titles in all the languages we offered.

Ah. Anyway, I hope you check out a library book with this thought in mind. I checked out the first volume of YJ98 today with that thought in mind. I didn't have to pay anything. I put it on hold, and there it was.

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benoit blanc has adhd in that way where he's structured his life so he is thriving without meds (my evidence here is one, moving into the bath and taking all his books and two, none of his friends asking if he's been taking his meds) and that is! great! genuinely i love that for him!

but, also. imagine. imagine if he was medicated. imagine the benoit blanc equivalent of "i didnt think the adderall was doing anything and then i replied to an email immediately after i read it"... he cld topple a government

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I think they’re underreporting the sheer amount of damage Helene has caused. Entire towns are gone. 50 confirmed deaths already. Down power lines everywhere. Emergency responders are swamped. Stoplights are out. There’s a down live power line at the bottom of my mom’s mountain and the sheriff is like “yeah, I know. we called the power company and they’re not going shit.”