redcap3
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Gynoid Unit DHJ9471.Author, mini painter, and wheelgirl. Immunocompromised. Cranky. Trans. The light is broken but I still work. She/They, 18+ only. @Ladyruetha’s perfect Puppet Find my books on JMS-Books, Amazon, or your bookseller of choice!
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redcap3 · 5 days ago
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I wish all environmentalists a very suck cocks in hell
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redcap3 · 13 days ago
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in case anyone was thinking about feeling sorry for that CEO
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redcap3 · 13 days ago
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reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head
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redcap3 · 14 days ago
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Sometimes, the dashboard provides.
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redcap3 · 14 days ago
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Well, times being what they are, I'm gonna have to open up a bunch more slots. My wife still hasn't gotten paid for her new job, and has been out of work for a few months at this point due to a bunch of shit out of our control. I'm way beyond the bottom of the barrel of money and savings, we don't have much for food, got nothing for rent and car payments, and phones.
Fortunately, I can do art. Lots of it. I can do it pretty fast too! I specialize in character art especially for D&D but there's really not much I wont draw at this point so hit me up. Not safe for work, furry, some mech/robotic, armor, ect. Anything tbh.
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Signal Boosting is incredibly helpful if you can't get a commission. Have a beautiful day!
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redcap3 · 22 days ago
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redcap3 · 25 days ago
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classic from last year that I can only share it today
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redcap3 · 1 month ago
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@misscammiedawn - for you.
"if shadow is sonic's opposite and metal is sonic's dark mirror then what is surge supposed to be" SHE'S VEGETA
SURGE IS VEGETA
THIS BITCH LOVES DOING THE VEGETA
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SHE'S ABOUT THAT VEGETA LIFE
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redcap3 · 1 month ago
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redcap3 · 1 month ago
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redcap3 · 1 month ago
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Unlike Joker, Harley has painted her egg.
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Harley becoming Doctor Clown is perfection
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redcap3 · 1 month ago
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Furries I personally know:
A) Chief of infectious disease pathology at one of the biggest hospitals in the Midwest.
B) Leading journalist in coverage of EVs, alternative energy sources, and AI development.
C) Multiple PhD physicist who doesn’t officially work on orbital weapons, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t entirely kidding when they offered to drop a Thor shot on my abusive ex’s house.
(And then there’s little old me, Underdog…)
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i love this shit i need more examples
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redcap3 · 1 month ago
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redcap3 · 2 months ago
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Was wondering what u meant by egg so I ended up googling a bit, ended up finding a bunch of memes/comics about it and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
Welcome to the club, sib.
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redcap3 · 2 months ago
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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redcap3 · 2 months ago
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every overthinker should have someone to fuck them stupid
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redcap3 · 2 months ago
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I was going to suggest a Durian fruit, but good enough.
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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