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he's immortal. he's bisexual. he picks lint off the sofa. his stare is unsettling. his tits are diabolical. he hasn't been painted in over 400 years. he's had an aerobic evening that even vc andrews would find questionable. he recites shakespeare with his fuckass bouquet. his clothes are off. his face is down in the coffin. he couldn't prevent it. he's divorced. he's gone off the grid. his firstborn is an old man.
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ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2024) 2.06 – Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light
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I wish I could see you in my dreams but I can neither sleep nor you come to see me
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bitttchhh when is my suicide pls get yo lazy ass up and do something
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When you know how you want to answer, but you aren't sure how you can answer, so you ask first. That's answer enough.
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ASSAD ZAMAN as Anish Sengupta — Hotel Portofino ◦ “Uncoverings”
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ASSAD ZAMAN as Anish Sengupta — Hotel Portofino ◦ “Uncoverings”
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greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful
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It's forbidden.
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imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??
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if i don't stop being horny for the priests i will die and go to hell
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my inner monologue on repeat everytime im in the tag
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