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You can bring One (1) unit from 40k to the modern world. It appears wherever and whenever you choose.
What are you summoning, and where?
I would take one (1) hungry Necron scarab and let it loose inside Buckingham palace
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time
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People who still complain about the use of "literally" to mean something non-literal are like "pineapple on pizza is a culinary abomination" people to me. Like cool, any other opinions you let early 2010's meme culture pick for you?
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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there should be bdsm for people who dont believe in hierarchies of power
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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Industrial sentimentalism.
Photographer unknown via #utilitarianarchitecture on Facebook.
A reverse image search was totally worth it though.
Now I know there are more pipes and metal tubes that look like they're fucking.
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high-key obsessed with this XY museum concept art that shows a guy just casually holding a Mew
even better is the in-game blurb that goes with the painting, which is both great worldbuilding and also very funny:
A Man and Mew: They say a man of power at the time forced the artist to add the Mythical Pokémon Mew to spread the word of how great he was.
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