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My new tagline.

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Happy Easter Everyone!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - 1/9/18

Rinna flies alone to Tokyo

Teddi goes to Vanderpump’s house

And gets the tour of Villa Rosa before everyone else arrives

She is obsessed with the animals....obviously

Dorit and Kyle show up

Then Dorit talks about Rinna again

Teddi’s family is so cute

Vanderpump wants Dorit to model her jewelry for a shoot

Rinna and Erika enjoy Tokyo with Rinna’s daughters

Dorit does the Vanderpump jewelry shoot

She’s mad that she didn’t get to bring her own glam squad

So she slams the looks and photos

Erika and Rinna talk about Dorit

Then have dinner with Rinna’s girls

Kyle is having a party

While her house is undergoing massive renovations

Power goes out right before the party starts

Camille comes to the party

What do you guys feel about the new girl???  Love her??  Hate her??

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Me after going to church for the first time in six months.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta - 1/7/18

Kenya and Shereé work on a PSA about abuse

Nene and Marlo meet

They talk about Porsha

Marlo wants to arrange a tea at her house

Noelle and  Cynthia talk about Will

OLG is the family business

Mama Joyce has an opinion on everything

She doesn’t like the hostesses taking any orders

Another aunt doesn’t like the cooks with dirty, saggy pants

Have you ever seen a cook with clean pants??  Bet his food is shit and the restaurant isn’t busy....

Like wtf??  Are these ladies even qualified to comment on restaurant operations??

Porsha and Rickey Smiley flirt a lot

Marlo invites Porsha to the tea

Shereé tells Kandi about the PSA

“Tea at the Hamptons”

It does NOT go well

Kandi and Todd interview a new GM for OLG

He did his homework on the brand....I like it

Filming the PSA

Shamea and Cynthia’s mom give their stories

Shereé is late

Her back is bothering her

Filming is difficult because of the pain

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Real Housewives of New Jersey - 1/3/18

Melissa wants to focus on Envy

While Joe wants help with Gorgas

Margaret tells her staff about the trip

Teresa shoots the cover for her new book

And she’s worried about what Joe will think when she tells him what she wrote about him

Dolores and Frank help Frankie get settled in his dorm

Margaret talks to her ex, Jan, about her kids

Frank and Dolores walk the dog and talk about where their relationship is 

Teresa apologizes to Danielle’s daughter

Only one....the other isn’t ready to talk to her yet

They were bullied in school because of things Teresa said about their mother

Margaret and her mother talk about Siggy

Siggy talks to her dad about Margaret

Melissa is late to meet Joe and Teresa at Gorgas

So Joe tells his sister that Melissa isn’t really working on the restaurant much

They have an opening party

Siggy refuses to meet Margaret’s mother....

It’s awkward but I get where she’s coming from

Team Margaret or Team Siggy????

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - 1/2/18

Dorit tells PK she’s getting along with Rinna and Erika 

Kyle and Mauricio are doing major renovations

Rinna and Teddi have lunch

PK asks Vanderpump to host a birthday lunch for Dorit 

Everyone is invited, including Rinna and Erika

They all have fun

Rinna, Vanderpump, and Dorit go to watch Teddi at the horse show

Erika is working on her book

Teddi had some complications during the birth of her son

Kyle calls Rinna from a yacht in the mediterranean

Rinna tells Kyle about Dorit’s birthday

Dorit and Teddi and their men have dinner

Dorit cooked.....and she serves them all...

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - 12/26/17

Rinna arrives in Vegas

Everyone has fun at dinner, then after dinner at the club

Delilah tells Rinna she ordered a piece of steak at dinner.....

A $280 piece of Wagyu.....

Then she got sick.....

Teddi, Erika, and Dorit gamble

Rinna, Kyle, and Camille go to the pool

Then Teddi joins them

Dorit and Rinna talk

It actually goes well

They decide to try and build a friendship

Kyle talks to Rinna about Harry and Kim

At dinner, Erika reveals she never knew her dad

But it wasn’t weird for her.  

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Real Housewives of New Jersey - 12/20/17

Italian/Milanese cooking class

They made tartare...

And pasta with no machine....fully by hand

The tiramisu looks amazing

Margaret is still worried about seeing Siggy

Siggy still thinks Margaret’s comments were awful

They talk over dinner

Margaret didn’t know “Hitler” was a trigger word for Siggy

I mean.....safe to assume it’s a trigger for anyone of Jewish descent...no?

Margaret apologizes

Siggy says nothing

Joe talks to the girls about Teresa and doing something nice for her

Siggy and Teresa talk

They both feel hurt by Margaret

Margaret and Melissa bonded on the trip....they talked about work and fashion

Siggy and Margaret finally work things out