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oops i did it again

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This is a hard post to make because I’ve been trying to deal with all this alone for a good few months now, but I’ve decided to finally open emergency commissions.

I haven’t been able to buy proper aid and groceries in a while, and if you could chip in even a little bit, I would appreciate it. I’ve been living on a little over 100$ a week and it really isn’t sustainable for me.

Prices are negotiable because really I could use any help I can get. Prices are in AUD so if you need help translating prices to your currency let me know.

Reblogs help more than likes here so please please please reblog if you see this, even if you can’t help and other way.

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Thanks Google <3

If you could give a new gimmick/corporation blog one piece of advice, what would it be?

ooh good question. I'd say don't worry about numbers, it's better to have a few close mutuals than to have a bunch of distant fans. Once you make those friendships, you stop paying attention to how many likes/reblogs/followers you're actually getting. Also, don't worry about responding to everything and being active all the time, take a step back when you need to and feel free to prioritize your life over your blog. At the end of the day, it's more important to make sure your mental and physical health is doing well! Good luck!

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Ah, don't you understand... Shakesy-P my bae <3

Sorry for talking too much ig you kinda got past the “trying to excersise self control about what i say” stage and now you have to put up with my whiny attention seeking bullshit

ohh this may be an obvious question but do you hate me?

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Thou art anon purple. Get purpled :)

Purple?

P- Purple?

Purple! OH MY GOD WHYYY I AM A GOLDEN APPLICATION I CAN'T BE PURPLE I CAN'T BE LIKE FORMS OR *SHUDDERS* Sites...

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No! NO!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

NEVERRRR!!!

NEVERRRRRRRRR!!!!

Apparently @yahooo-official has been making people pink. They'll never get me though. I'm sure of it.

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Apparently @yahooo-official has been making people pink. They'll never get me though. I'm sure of it.

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I have been informed, that *it is time*...

LISTEN UP, FUCKERS!!!

It’s swearification-and-cursing’s birthday in like 3-4 days, sooooo we’re gonna have a party like what we did for YTK to celebrate. Please spread this around and try not to let her know. Tags:

Parent: @eharmony-official.

aunt: @i-bless-your-heart

the siblings/cousins/in laws: @shakespeare-official-account, @gimmickswag, @jupiter-the-god @yes-im-youtube-kids @actually-kroger @kroger-fr publix (idk their @) @cars-official

the niblings: @nanochittle @puddles-of-ominous-threats @femboy-hooters-official @real-hottopic @spotify-kids-real

grandparents: @tinderofficial @incognito-mode-official @basically-bumble

other people: @thesmallestclown @confusedhomicidalrage @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat @shakesberes-ghost @same-pic-of-callisto-everyday @totally-ikea @totally-france @france-unofficial @bingle-official and anyone who wants to join!!!! Sorry if this bothered you, I just want everyone to know /pos. If you don’t want to be tagged for stuff, please reach out and tell me in a

If you guys want roles, like in YTK’s party, we have:

Birthday girl: enea herself, obviously

Proud mom: @eharmony-official, this is undebatable

The nice aunt: @i-bless-your-heart, also undebatable

The shy sibling:

The outgoing one:

“I’m too drunk/high for this” *proceeds to get more drunk/high*: @jupiter-the-god

Selling the booze/drugs:

“I’m too gay for this” *proceeds to flirt with anyone and everyone*:

“I’m too gay for this” *proceeds to either fail at flirting or not flirt at all (or both)*

The annoyed neighbour who joins in the end:

A R S O N I S T:

The chaos gremlin:

The adoring younger sibling:

Chaotic child:

brings the food:

brings the drinks:

summoning satan with a Dorito: @gimmickswag

trying to stop the satan summoner:

reading a book/listening to music in a corner:

trying to get everyone to play a game and failing:

here for the ride:

“Who the hell invited this guy??”

Obviously, there will be a million other amazing roles which haven’t been put on the list. Please reply, dm, send asks etc. if you want to be on the list as something else! You can also have many roles :) Anyways; have fun and spread the word!!! :D we strike in approx. 72 hours, send swearification dms, asks or anything to wish her. The weirder the merrier!!!

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Oh, wait, shit, uh, am I on time? Is it time to say hap birt yet? Orrr, what?

LISTEN UP, FUCKERS!!!

It’s swearification-and-cursing’s birthday in like 3-4 days, sooooo we’re gonna have a party like what we did for YTK to celebrate. Please spread this around and try not to let her know. Tags:

Parent: @eharmony-official.

aunt: @i-bless-your-heart

the siblings/cousins/in laws: @shakespeare-official-account, @gimmickswag, @jupiter-the-god @yes-im-youtube-kids @actually-kroger @kroger-fr publix (idk their @) @cars-official

the niblings: @nanochittle @puddles-of-ominous-threats @femboy-hooters-official @real-hottopic @spotify-kids-real

grandparents: @tinderofficial @incognito-mode-official @basically-bumble

other people: @thesmallestclown @confusedhomicidalrage @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat @shakesberes-ghost @same-pic-of-callisto-everyday @totally-ikea @totally-france @france-unofficial @bingle-official and anyone who wants to join!!!! Sorry if this bothered you, I just want everyone to know /pos. If you don’t want to be tagged for stuff, please reach out and tell me in a

If you guys want roles, like in YTK’s party, we have:

Birthday girl: enea herself, obviously

Proud mom: @eharmony-official, this is undebatable

The nice aunt: @i-bless-your-heart, also undebatable

The shy sibling:

The outgoing one:

“I’m too drunk/high for this” *proceeds to get more drunk/high*: @jupiter-the-god

Selling the booze/drugs:

“I’m too gay for this” *proceeds to flirt with anyone and everyone*:

“I’m too gay for this” *proceeds to either fail at flirting or not flirt at all (or both)*

The annoyed neighbour who joins in the end:

A R S O N I S T:

The chaos gremlin:

The adoring younger sibling:

Chaotic child:

brings the food:

brings the drinks:

summoning satan with a Dorito: @gimmickswag

trying to stop the satan summoner:

reading a book/listening to music in a corner:

trying to get everyone to play a game and failing:

here for the ride:

“Who the hell invited this guy??”

Obviously, there will be a million other amazing roles which haven’t been put on the list. Please reply, dm, send asks etc. if you want to be on the list as something else! You can also have many roles :) Anyways; have fun and spread the word!!! :D we strike in approx. 72 hours, send swearification dms, asks or anything to wish her. The weirder the merrier!!!

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Spread the knowledge!

Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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Google slides fr:

Tagging @official-microsoftedge @google-news-official @realgoogleclassroom @realgoogledocs , but again, anyone and everyone can if they want, and no-one has to.

guys i made a picrew where u can make urself as a slime please enjoy and show everyone what u slime u are

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Argh, yay! Thank you for the rec! I may have spent all of this morning lying in bed reading it, and I may spend another large portion of my time reading the rest of the series...

Me: Wants to read fanfiction.

Me: Doesn't want to read romance, just bestie boos being bestie boos.

Me: Is currently asking tumblr if there is anything.

...

Is there?

(Please I need to write a presentation on this-)

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Ahh! So evil!

hi. I'm starbucks. I don't know what to say here.

I'm totally, 100% real starbucks. For absolute real.

I'm YouTube kids sibling, I think.

(ik my socialization skills are amazing)

My other blogs are

@roughdraftchild

@the-official-spammer

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Me: Wants to read fanfiction.

Me: Doesn't want to read romance, just bestie boos being bestie boos.

Me: Is currently asking tumblr if there is anything.

...

Is there?

(Please I need to write a presentation on this-)

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I want an evil twin!!!

hi. I'm starbucks. I don't know what to say here.

I'm totally, 100% real starbucks. For absolute real.

I'm YouTube kids sibling, I think.

(ik my socialization skills are amazing)

My other blogs are

@roughdraftchild

@the-official-spammer

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Gimmieeeeee

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

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Haha- I will say though...

Is it time for another gimmick blog, the rotater, to arise?

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from