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let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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freaky little scavenger

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One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

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Well there we have it. A new reaction meme for the ages.

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"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

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Is that a bug

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fucking losing it over this skinamarink review

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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

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it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

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HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.

HP Hatecraft, the world's least racist author who owns a cat with a normal name

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forever in awe of people who pay attention. people who wait for you while you tie your shoes while the others have walked away. when they continue listening intently while the rest of the group stopped listening. noticing your moments of silence when everyone else hasn’t. “this made me think of you” noticing things you never even noticed about yourself. people who say “text me when you get home safe.” people who make you laugh until you cry. childhood friends who keep in touch. people with genuine intentions. people who are soft when the world has given them every opportunity to turn hard. the “let’s get ice cream” at 3am friend. the turn up the music in the car and sing friend. people whose actions match their words. people who make the world feel less chaotic. kindred spirits. the trustworthy and honest. hard workers. good listeners. clear communicators. people who love you for who you are. people who don’t ask you to be anything other than yourself. people who choose you. people who stay.

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No one ever believes that my mom just has drawers of champagne bottles ready to deploy at any moment so I finally took a picture of them

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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

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when the spring evening sunlight hits and you can be productive at six in the evening instead of dissolving into goo. fine. i guess the sunlight is powerful or whatever.