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So anyway I galaxy brained

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Harry Potter and all of this shit could have been avoided if everyone just got some fucking therapy

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PEEVES THEY SAID PEEVES!!!!

I was today years old when I found out about the tale of Harry Potter and The Lost Handbag...

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I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

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Sirius’s brain: remus lupin

Sirius’s brain: lupin

Sirius’s brain: pin

Sirius’s brain: pin him against the wall romantically and hold him like he’s all I will ever have

Sirius: okay

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Harry: You terrify me

Ginny, eating a pomegranate with the skin still on: good

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#iconic even while cursed.

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D R A G O N S

We got into a debate in class the other day about Harry and Ginny as an endgame ship (long story, art school is weird) and my teacher made a super good point saying something like

“He didn’t just marry Ginny; he married into the Weasley family. They’ve been his real family for so long that it’s a natural conclusion to his arc.”

Which, like, FUCK, but also conjures the frankly breathtaking mental image of Harry proposing the idea one night at dinner and the ensuing fistfight over which one of the Weasley kids gets to marry him.

Harry: haha so I was thinking about how weird marriage is earlier?? Like, if I married one of you I’d legally be part of the Weasley family by law???? How strange is that???

George, already conjuring a ring: Well all you had to do was ask, Harry

Percy, fighting in the only way he knows how: I can get us the best tax benefits

Charlie, also fighting in the only way he knows how but completely certain he’s going to win: 

Ron: nO ONE IS MARRYING MY BEST MATE

Ginny, already rolling up her sleeves: I’ll fight you for him Ronald

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the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

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wonderful A+ i love it

We all know Hermiones Black and Harrys Indian but uhhhhh

In medival times redheads were persecuted bc it was thought all redheads were devil worshiping Jews

Jews are known for having large families with lots of children

Contrary to stereotypes most Jews are relatively poor

Jews are obviously very anti nazi

Blood liables and being called traitors are both antisemetic stereotypes

Also it’s offensive to call a Jew a weasel, smthn Malfoy does multiple times

The Weasleys are Jewish

Also Ginny Weasley is a trans girl and Molly cried from joy @ finally having a daughter

No I do not take criticism

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

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Harry: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Draco: FUCK ME YOURSELF, POTTER!

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nymphadora tonks can’t be remus lupin’s wife because she’s my wife 🤷🏼‍♀️

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she deserved better

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Wanting 👏 to 👏 bone 👏 Lily 👏 Potter 👏 isn’t 👏 a 👏 redemption 👏 arc 👏

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Wow! Can u believe the whole main trio is trans! Incredible!

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*distant but very prominent screaming*

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goodwork spreading gods message like that

broke: trying to pretend snape is sympathetic woke: regulus black content