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Kaz: So your boyfriend sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”
Wylan: How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
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never forget that wylan and jesper both wanted to kiss each other from day one but decided to annoy each other for months on end instead
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ya novel:
me: eh
ya novel: there’s canon gays
me: yes i’m listening
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Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Spider-Man: Fuck, Can't Go Home, Everyone Thinks I'm A Terrorist
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EXCATLY ROSASTAIRS IS WHAT IM LIVING FOR
imagine cassandra clare actually giving a fuck about wlw ships. and i don’t mean like aline and helen. i don’t mean in like a somewhere-in-the-background-it’s-canon way. i mean in like a sizzy, malec and clace way. imagine two shadowhunter girls being absolutely badass together in a battle while throwing sarcastic coments at each other. no. imagine a nerdy shadowhunter girl and a badass fearie princess slowly falling in love with each other. a smart shadowhunter girl and a dorky shadowhunter girl. a classy eight century old vampire lady and a dorky shadowhunter girl. and their reletionships being written d e s c r i p t i v e l y. with cute quotes and scenes. with other people shipping them. like remember that scene in tmi when alec retured the the institute with a love bruise?? i. want. that. in. wlw.
I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS JUST LISTEN TO ME CASSIE PLEASE
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imagine cassandra clare actually giving a fuck about wlw ships. and i don’t mean like aline and helen. i don’t mean in like a somewhere-in-the-background-it’s-canon way. i mean in like a sizzy, malec and clace way. imagine two shadowhunter girls being absolutely badass together in a battle while throwing sarcastic coments at each other. no. imagine a nerdy shadowhunter girl and a badass fearie princess slowly falling in love with each other. a smart shadowhunter girl and a dorky shadowhunter girl. a classy eight century old vampire lady and a dorky shadowhunter girl. and their reletionships being written d e s c r i p t i v e l y. with cute quotes and scenes. with other people shipping them. like remember that scene in tmi when alec retured the the institute with a love bruise?? i. want. that. in. wlw.
I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS JUST LISTEN TO ME CASSIE PLEASE
#cassandra clare#alec lightwood#magnus bane#the red scrolls of magic#the dark artificates#tda#emma carstaris#julian blackthorn#cristina rosales#jemma#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#livy blackthorn#dru blackthorn#blackthorns#tessa gray#will herondale#the infernal devices#wessa#jessa#jem carstaris#the mortal instruments#clary fairchaild#jace herondale#izzy lightwood#sizzy#clace#wlw#shadowhunters
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Jace: [In a crowd and can’t find Clary, Alec or Isabelle] Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Jace: [Uses hands as megaphone] JACE HERONDALE SUCKS!
Everyone in the crowd: HELL YEAH HE DOES!
Jace: Found— wait what?
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Kit: The stars are so beautiful Ty: they’re just giant balls of gas Kit: don’t ruin the momen- Ty: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you Kit *choking up*: oh
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Concept:
Lord of Shadows, but every time Kit and Ty have a scene together, it gets gayer.
… oh wait that’s actually the book exactly
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kit: alright guys, i’m ready to do my first backflip
ty: kit, shadowhunters aren’t just born being able to do that. you have to learn how
kit: what the FUCK
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what Todd is thinking while kissing Neil: Kissing him is like stepping into the shower during the winter and feeling your bones and toes warm up after a cold night.
what Neil is thinking: omg omg omg omg omg
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self care is shitty poems in your note app you wrote while crying in a public bathroom
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dear gods just imagine the stories of women in a dark academia setting.
women with squared off shoulders that strut down the hallways as if they have the whole world at their hands. women playing the male roles in the plays. women adjusting their jacket before storming off. women gently putting on red lipstick with a bloodied hand. women with hunched shoulders and dark eyes frantically reading a book, because they cant get enough of it. women with a secret just poised on their lips if the perfect arch. women with messy hair and disheveled looks stumbling into class. women seducing everyone around them with their raspy voices. women having everyone’s attention with their soft voices. women knowing how to handle blood. women knowing how the plan things perfectly. women reciting poetry over a fresh grave. women with their arms linked running across campus, their laughs rising above the quiet of the night. women tasting like strawberry wine and the faintest hint of whisky. women helping women when things go wrong. just women in the dark academia genre where they aren’t used as the lust interest in the room.
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gay culture is watching dead poets society and crying at the fucking desk set scene because neil was so genuinely nice to todd and made an effort to include him in things and be his friend and i can’t even begin to imagine how todd must have felt after neil’s suicide and they were so in love and :(
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