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"I wasn't sure if you were cooking, or cooking."
- @apologiesforthecreatures 2/19/25, in response to a text I sent about making dinner
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Those who know me know I'm a decent being, and anyone who disagrees can just have that opinion. I have more important things to worry about.

#popularity#problems#too busy#i simply don't care#I'd be a better individual if i had better tasting coffee
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I did this picrew, it's actually really cool. Thanks for tagging me in this guys
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Check out authors of all genres! I know I'll be giving this one a look.

Imber Is Here!
I am excited to announce that my sci-fi novel, Imber, has been published. I hope you will pick up a copy and give it a read. Imber is available on Amazon in print or e-book format.
Set in a future where Earth has become a lethal and volatile place, Imber is a darkly thrilling tale of perseverance, love, and what it means to be connected.
Here’s a sample of what reviewers are saying:
“Mistina’s appreciation for natural life sweeps through this post apocalyptic doomsday, imbuing it with optimism and hope as her four heroes take on impossible odds and face heart-wrenching decisions . . . Imber is indulgently descriptive and peppered with vivid vocabulary, constructing a terrifying world that seems both familiar and visionary.” —BookLife Reviews, Editor’s Pick
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Hahaha, if only this were a joke
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
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Spams the A button
PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING
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Wait what this is an actual thing and not just me???

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Me in the shower every day while my parents wonder what spawn of the devil they raised
FREAKING HELL I CAN SING THAT LOW!?
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If you'd care to see the prescription label, feel free to pour yourself a glass 🥂

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@dangerva - yellow, we have said you're a figment of everyone's thoughts before
@apologiesforthecreatures - green, with a hint of blue, so turquoise. You're turquoise now.
assign your mutuals a vibe
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