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are any of your relatives criminals to your knowledge?

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PIXEL RAFFLE

redoing my icon raffle from twitter because twitter is gone from brazil! yay!

anyway it's pretty easy to enter u just need to:

Be following me;

Like & reblog this post;

and it's done!

im not sure when im ending this raffle (last one was when i reached 500 followers on twt) but ill reblog a day before or so

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Sweater town

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Ford and Fiddleford are married.

Not because they're in love, no it's for tax benefits, they're two lone men in the woods, not having jobs- why wouldn't they be married for tax benefits???

Like it's Fords idea, he has a moment of “I'm pulling a Stanley, I have to”

NOW IMAGINE FUCKING IMAGINE because it's so funny

Bill having a one sided thing for Ford but Ford is fully AroAce, which is the funniest set up for this

So McGucket going into the portal and losing his mind was Bill fucking sniping him the second he had the chance “THRY HAVE TO GET DIVORCED NOW!!! HES LOST HIS MIND!!!”

And then they don't.

Now now

Stanley takes Fords whole life, and has to find out that his brother is 1) married and 2) stan wasn't invited to the (nonexistent) wedding-

He divorces Fiddleford instantly, because he can't be safe if his brother is married, the scam can't work because surely his husband would notice he's not Ford.

WHICH MAKES THEIR INTERACTIONS SO FUNNY

Imagine being a person in gravity falls, you know the two scientists in the woods are married, and now they act like they don't know each other

I'd wanna know what the hell happened

Ford comes back and like “where's my husband??”

“Ah yes sorry pointdexter see I had to divorce him so he wouldn't blow my cover- also cool that you're gay hey-”

“I'm not”

“What? Why'd you marry him then”

“Tax fraud”

“TAX FRAUD”

Listen it literally all works out, nothing in canon has to change for it to make sense-

McGucket is divorced from his ex wife.

They'd both benefit from the marriage since neither had jobs beyond research.

Stan had 3 divorces, one could EASILY be to Fords husband.

Not a single romantic think happens cuz neither is in it for romantic purposes, it's tax fraud baby!

They get remarried because it's familiar and hey, tax benefits and its funny as hell please please see what I mean

This is canon to me specifically

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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reblogging your own selfie

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Attack 1! As I said, movings been crazy but I’m crazier and made this in like 3 hours, already onto the next one!!

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Artfight attack 2! This one’s for my partner:]

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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shoutout to my dash and the Democratic Party as a whole right now for being like

Some good policy reasons to get excited about Harris. Gun control! Heathcare! LGBT rights!

Fighting for the fate of the world: has said she’ll make climate change a top national security priority; was one of the original Senate sponsors of the Green New Deal (others: Ocasio-Cortez, Markey), much of which became Biden’s stealthily VERY green Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill and the Inflation Reduction Act

Yes, she was a prosecuting attorney; no, it’s NOT an ACAB situation—highlights of her time as District Attorney of San Francisco and Attorney General of California include enabling a re-entry/anti-recidivism program for young drug users which is now used as a template around the country, pointedly not prosecuting people for marijuana possession (distinctly before it was legal), defending Californians against foreclosures, got the “gay/trans panic” defense BANNED in CA courts, and being the first statewide agency to require all police offers to wear body cams.

As VP she’s spearheaded abortion rights, developed and nearly passed a landmark voting rights bill (stymied by Senate Republicans + 2 Democrats unwilling to change filibuster rules), and quietly built a solid foreign policy portfolio, including firm support of Palastine.

Find out if you’re registered to vote in any state!

Register to vote in any state!

Other voting resources—and DON’T FORGET to vote down-ballot, too! See how much Harris did as County District Attorney and State Attorney General? Those are elected offices!

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Doing artfight this year!!! Feel free to attack me :3

https://artfight.net/~Raveeon

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I love villains that are the reverse of the idea that the absence of love makes you evil. Villains that love to the point of paranoia and obsession. Villains whose love for someone corrupts them. Love being used for awful, evil things. Using love to justify horrific actions. Anything that breaks down the toxic idea that people who don’t feel love are monsters and those who feel love are always pure and heroic and morally right.

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congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️