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Ratposts will become more evident when I'm out of Rat-Based College. For now I wish to stress that the snowy environment is perfectly fit for a rat (me in particular) and should be allowed to hop around in it (mostly me)

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Correction: I have been told it is New Years now, rat time is NOT consistent. Happy Rat Years!

Ultragod I hope it's the year of the Rat

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I thought I, a simple rat, got an ask. After showing it to The Rat Mother, she told me it was a scam. Sad ):

In better news, happy ratmas! Or ratidays in general! I've been a busy lil rat as this is when I do the most ratting

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I know nothing about the economy, for rats have no concept of such. But I feel the closest I've gotten is when I traded my secrets of The Maze for a couple nuts and a half-eaten apple slice

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Cheese tastes better when it's in the shape of a wheel. This is scientifically true. Several tests have been ran and brick cheese doesn't hit the same. However I'm willing to be proven wrong, please send me your finest cheese samples in what you feel is the most appealing shape for me to test

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I've been told I'm deficient in Vitamin C. Which is absolutely false, I eat my cheese Curds plenty fine. Perhaps they meant Vitamin D, I'll be honest I don't like Dates all that much...

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I've heard they're implanting false memories into mice.

Luckily rats won't suffee such a fate, we're simply rattier {:

Kekekekekekekek

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Rat Fact #9:

Rats can survive in the vacuum of space!

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Can a Rat King and a Mouse King truly love one another?

Can love survive under tangled tails of varying length, size, color, and texture?

Perchance.

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Let’s get RATICAL 🐀🛹 Prints + stickers available on my patreon this month! ✨

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Cheesedash

Doordash but for cheese. I think this'll do numbers in the rat community

As a rat I can confirm this, CEOs get on this

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Feelin ratty today

Might cause rat based house fires

(Put the fork in the silly socket {:)

Kekeke

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They always be askin "where is da rat"

But never how is da rat... The answer is kekekekekekekekekekekkeekkeekkeekkekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

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Peanut Butter

penut buter hits diff at 3 in the mornin don't tell the others they wuld be jealous

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Me when I see Cheese

kekekekekeekekekekekekekekekekekekekeekek chez keekekekekekekekekekekek