ratboyslim

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I try very hard to be normal at work but they know..

[ratboyslim]

being on the new jersey turnpike surrounded by mad max style urban ugliness and seeing the empire state building just a river away will make you completely understand why people from new jersey are Like That

[ratboyslim]

being on the new jersey turnpike surrounded by mad max style urban ugliness and seeing the empire state building just a river away will make you completely understand why people from new jersey are Like That

[ratboyslim]

I miss my past lives.

[ratboyslim]

This is ur life literally right fucking now AHHHHH

[ratboyslim]

say what you want about electrolysis, it sure does feel like someone is repeatedly stabbing your flesh with a small needle and giving your hair follicles an electric shock for 30 minutes straight

[ratboyslim]

when the bus is 12 minutes away, it's actually 3, but when the bus is 2 minutes away it's actually 7. do u understand

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as a kid any time I listed to Lose Yourself i would imagine eminem doing these insane gravity defying flips

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you’re gonna have to put yourself into a mesopotamian mindset

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LOL I just locked something away in my heart

[ratboyslim]

it took me three years but by God I finally got all three

should i save up for new rollerblades, a label maker, or laser hair removal

[ratboyslim]

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

[ratboyslim]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[ratboyslim]

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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its from a post. you wouldnt get it