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Israel has banned children’s insulin injectors from entering Gaza

Children can die within a matter of days without insulin. In even less time a lack of insulin will cause blindness, nerve damage, and kidney failure.

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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Most of my conversations consist of me mashing A to end them as soon as possible

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Short ass tedtalk

I dont know how to explain it, but Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear) is a trans man. I just F E E L it in my own trans man bones. That man is not cis in any way.

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

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Today’s Sunday.

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happy men who meow monday

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NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

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sometimes u have to see something in real life to truly get it. Elephant in pictures is like 'thats an elephant'

elephant in real life is like 'wow, that's a fucking elephant

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strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

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quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

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What the fuck

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Me when I’m definitely not an ethnostate

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ur clownsona/jestersona is soooo silly >W< what do they like to eat? do they like to juggle?

i feel they are hiding a dark secret but i could be wrong L:

CLOWNSONA - Mei-lyn🤡🌟

wahaha!! Her job is to entertain the King and Queen! But she noticeably has a very high salary!! this is because the Queen also hired her to prevent her husband from cheating!!

it worked... she's an annoying third wheel to the king and constantly embarrasses him to any potential mistresses.

I decided that she's very punchable though and so the king beats her up very frequently

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how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

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Friday

friday

friday

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THE JONKLER?