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Hi I’m now retiring (not deleting, just remaining inactive) this blog. I have too many sideblogs to keep track of so now I’m posting all on one account. If anyone wants to see more of my content pls follow my main @llama-llama-official

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Dear Princess Celestia. By the time you read this, I will be dead. Here’s how I think it’s gonna happen. Pinkie Pie will shoot me. Then I’ll shoot Pinkie Pie. Then Rainbow Dash will come in and get shot by Pinkie Pie. Then you’ll come in and get shot by me, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash multiple times.

Your student, Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. Then two Equestrian Royal Guard member will read this letter and shoot each other

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i got commissioned to draw something Startrix related so this is how i imagine they meet (i still haven't got to that part yet)

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The trick is to radiate self-confidence, darling.

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she literally only ever thinks about one thing

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i am sleeby. take this tho

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Daring do body pillow is so fucked. That it’s a bondage body pillow is double fucked. That it’s possibly non consensual bondage because she’s frowning wins the fucked lottery

INSANE THAT THIS WAS A JOKE THEY PUT IN THE SHOW GKHGSFJGFGSF

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gay people in my monster high??? more likely than you may think

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quick doodle in celebration of me predicting clankie

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are there any idw pony designs you like

YES‼️

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bruh look what i have to name my mlp board so Pinterest doesn’t take away the more ideas option 😭😭

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Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I’ll check it out

WARNING /// GROOMING, PEDOPHILLIA

idk if anyone’s posted about this yet, but recently Sawtooth Waves has been revealed to have groomed and gotten sexually involved with minor. This is sickening since i watched their content so much as a kid and had no idea about this. My heart goes out for the victims and I’m sharing this for awareness. Do not harass anyone involved.

https://instagram.com/beware_sawtoothwaves?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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finally met starlight glimmer

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finally saw the tree hugger episode

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cutie marks are so funny to me cause like. what if your life's calling + something you liked doing was flipping burgers. you get the mickey d's cutie mark the first time you step into a mcdonalds and everyone's like "woah i guess you're hired once the labor laws won't get us". do you think that shit factors into job interviews. someone with a gem carving cutie mark walks into a finance office and they're like "no go find a jeweler to hire you".

this is extremely funny because now im imagining ponies putting on fake cutiemarks suited for the job so that they have a better chance of being hired

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ok hear me out on the friends x mlp casting here

RD -> Joey

Rarity -> Rachel

Pinkie -> Phoebe

AJ -> Monica

Twilight -> Chandler

Fluttershy -> Ross