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The thing about the ice war is that the cold isn't that bad, you can get used to it, but the dryness is the real pain in the ass. My outpost hasn't gotten a resupply of moisturizer for six jovian months. My hands have been dry and cracking for weeks and I can't even scratch them through my goddamn hardsuit gloves.
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Yall should really check out @anim-ttrpgs EUREKA if you like investigative ttrpgs and or supernatural stuff.
Theyve got a long list of very fun traits that make every character unique and intresting, a fun "Tiers of fear" system i enjoy and really in depth and fast combat should it come down to violence (wich it doesnt too often, but when it does its very well crafted).
The biggest draw for a lot of people may be the fact you can play as a supernatural investigator as well though.
Anything from a wolfman over vampires to gorgons and fae!
Theres also "Misc" investigators, less monstrous, not quite human, like the beloved by the community living doll, or the talking dog, or the humble mage.
And should you ever tire of the pretty large roster of playable investigator types and traits this game really lends itself to making your own misc or monster type to play! (Thats what i did for my most used character)
EUREKA is great and yall should give it a try.
If youre looking for groups to play with youre always welcome to join the @anim-ttrpgs bookclub discord server! Where we play different ttrpgs all the time and the "other games section" is full of people willing to play eureka (or other games) at any time!
Also check out the itch.io page for them, they can always use the support ^^
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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog
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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
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kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
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I've been asking creators this Q more often.What would you say is your "best" work? Maybe not the thing that pinged the most attention or got the greatest reception, but the one thing you won't hesitate to post up, the work which made you go, "Yeah, fukken nailed this one, totally proud, reasonably sure I won't revisit except for minor edits or ideas to resynth in another project."
At the moment, definitely Olaf Hits the Dragon with His Sword. It was written in response to a Tumblr shitpost, I composed it in its entirety in the space of twenty minutes while spacing out in the shower, its text is almost entirely unedited from its first draft, and it's probably the best piece of game design I've ever done. Honestly, it kind of pisses me off!
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Twitter has been posting exclusively from the trenches of Europa today
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mumbos lore is absolutely hilarious looking back, now that we know he’s just simply aging normally
every clip from before the reveal now reads like “mumbo what’s going on here? you’re aging? youre getting old? that’s so weird dude you should get that checked out. aging is NOT normal. knew a guy who aged once, he died”
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We literally just found life on another planet and everybody is just like "and?" Life on earth so wild rn we don't even care 💀💀
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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I accidentally clicked on a temu add while scrolling on my dash, but in the entire mosaic of potential items being sold i misclicked onto a listing for a fucking anvil? So now all my ads on tumblr are to buy ANVILS like I'm some sort of Looney Tunes villain
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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
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coworker trying to figure out jesus’ last name said “jesus carpenter….. john carpenter……. sabrina carpenter………” like he was uncovering an ancient lineage.
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