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Half-price drinks all this weekend, half-price pussy if you bring a battery. 

Yo, fuckers, what’s the newz?

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A storm knocked the power out while I was recharging, jolt to the system plus an update had me down a few months...had to reboot from scratch. No corrupted programs. Praise. 

//creaks back to life//

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New paint job, ready to party out in Atlas.  <3~

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//creaks back to life//

What am I, just a machine? Christ that update took a century and a half.

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We run a bar and tavern in Camp Atlas! And we also have sex with strangers for money!  Oh. Wait- Redacted. 

Honey cooks.

  That’s really great, everyone deserves to be happy. 

What do you guys do?

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I promise! I'd never send you to the scrapyard.

  Do you promise?

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I'm with a couple of humans and a few other androids, some of others that left the city.  We're all happy now c: 

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It’s good you got away. Those guys are evil.

And that sounds terrible! I’m glad you’re okay. Are you with people now, or are you alone?

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Better Living Industries, like almost everybody else. A pimp is....a guy who takes most of the money you make.  You have to give it to him or he might hurt you... Or disconnect you....

  What company did you work for?

And what’s a pimp?

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It is way better out here. I can work for myself instead of the company or some gross pimp.

  That’s cool. It’s way better out here.

I mean, I think. I dunno what the city’s like.

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Yes, like the dinosaur.  I was from the city...but now I'm out here!

  Raptor? Like a dinosaur?

I’ve never met an android before. Are you from the city?

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I am Raptor. Resident Zone android.

  Hello! I’m Girl. Who are you?

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You won't be scrapped! A little love and you'll be good as new! Just with the rain and all, we aren't completely waterproof! (only where it matters) 

  I’m scared. I don’t want to be scrapped. :c

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Awww, just a little vinegar and you'll be okay. It happens to the best of us. 

There’s…there’s rust on me….

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graceful-boom started following you

://Greeting: Hello sweetie. 

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Preeeeeeeeettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~~~~~

All this pretty can be yours for the right price, honey~

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It's been a long while since I heard from any of my Zone fellas! Did you all give up sweet android business for the New Year?  Shame on you!

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// getting ready for tomorrows party for all the single lonely fellas and ladies. It's a mixer bash with discounted pornodroid services //