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saw this on twitter and thought y’all might enjoy this

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girls are always using a sword to impale their best friend through the back. sad but you have to let it happen and not interfere for ecosystem wildlife natural course reasons

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Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.

1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)

2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)

3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)

4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.

5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.

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my number one tip for vampires: don't have your morality pet/main support system tying you to humanity also be your significant other. you'll have one argument and go on break for a few weeks and then, boom, you're out murdering again. I mean I get it but it's one of the classic blunders.

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Fuck off

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I know why "prefered pronouns" and "prefered name" were retired from the vocabulary (it's way more than a matter of preference) but in retrospect it feels like a successful psyop to make transphobes sound absolutely incoherent.

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HAVE you considered What If I Bit You

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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Gay Son Thot Daughter

June 30, 2024

Location: San Francisco, California

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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an online friend group may include:

guy who is nocturnal.

guy who goes to bed at nine pm.

guy who is inexplicably literally always online.

guy who lives on the other side of the planet.

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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i always wonder if its like a culture shock to mcyt ccs who have been around for ages to suddenly have boundaries discourse. by suddenly i mean in the last few years obviously but like. idk. people like martyn lizzie joel... especially since theyve all had fairly different reactions to it