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WHY IS DREAM SMP STILL A GENRE ON THERE
i dont think spotify knows what a genre is
#I've been listening to INDIE rock#all morning#NONE OF THE SONGS ARE INDIE ROCK!!!#these genres are actually insane
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A baby Bridget video with faint purring in case it helps. ๐งก๐ค๐ค
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Donโt mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross
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cronch
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YES ABSOLUTELY!!! The pork was pineapple barbecue pork if you even care. It was so delicious but now I'm suffering the consequences of my actions. Worse pain has never ever been experienced by anyone ever
See, you think I'd know not to eat pork since I have alpha-Gal syndrome, but every time I see that my university has pork on the menu, I get so excited and hungry that I forget about the consequences that will follow. The same goes for beef and the soft serve that they have. It's just so yummy but then my tummy hurts so bad afterwards :(
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See, you think I'd know not to eat pork since I have alpha-Gal syndrome, but every time I see that my university has pork on the menu, I get so excited and hungry that I forget about the consequences that will follow. The same goes for beef and the soft serve that they have. It's just so yummy but then my tummy hurts so bad afterwards :(
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i don't think youtubers should be allowed to advertise online therapy or credit cards or prescription hair loss treatments. can you sell me a candy bar or something
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I found my first Hemileuca moth this year, one of my favorite local moths.
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they literally are that one meme.
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today's bug thing is this beetle keychain!
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obsessed with the opposite of the childhood friends trope. what if we were just some guys meeting for the first time with like. no significance
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