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Ame: *walks in*

Ame: Are you... Are you practicing your Oscar acceptance speech in front of Will?

Max: Don't be ridiculous, he knows nothing of cinematography.

Ame: *walks out*

Max: As I was saying

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Dick: Should I get my life together or should I just keep being sexy and chaotic?

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Dex: Who thinks they can fight me and win?

Ben: Everyone.

Dex: They'd be right. I'm sensitive.

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Dick: L is for the way you look at me

Damian: O is for the only one I see

Wendy: V is very very extraordinary

Jean: Egg

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Wendy: Mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves.

Jean, trembling: what

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Bobby: PARKER. Why did you stab him?!

Kitty: You weren't here. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Bobby: What did he say?

Kitty: "what are you gonna do? Stab me?"

Max, holding his side: To be completely fair, I DID deserve this.

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Damian: FUCK school

Robin: you're still gonna stay up til midnight studying aren't you

Damian, crying: yes leave me alone

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Max: if I die my funeral gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited.

Alex: if.

Jim: great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Wendy: How long are we going to let her do that?

Damian: Just... Just give her a minute. She's very stubborn.

Jean, pushing a door that's clearly labelled pull: I'LL PUSH IF I WANT TO PUSH!

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Megan: You look really hot.

Walter: I do?

Megan: Yeah, you're really sweaty.

Walter:

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Marie: Hey Bobby can you pick up milk?

Bobby: Yeah it's pretty easy.

Marie: I meant at the store.

Bobby: I imagine it would weight the same there too.

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Dex: When you're gay in your house with nobody else, you're homolone.

Max: When you're bi and no one's around, you're bi yourself.

Ben: When two fucking idiots won't be fucking quiet, you're committing murder.

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Max: ok we gotta get through this locked door, Bobby quick give me your credit card.

Bobby: here.

Max, pocketing it: Cool. Kitty, kick the door down.

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Max: Benjen just told me I have four days to live.

Ame: What???? Are you sick????

Max: No he just doesn't like me.

Ben: I'm gonna fuck you up on Friday!

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Kitty: I'm covered in blood for sexy reasons.

Kitty: Also I just got stabbed.

Kitty: Don't suppose there's anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there?

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Charlie: I love murder mysteries.

Kitty, trying to impress him: I've been the lead suspect for dozens of cases.

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Wendy: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Dick: The audacity.