randomsataan
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randomsataan · 10 hours ago
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"we need more complex female character-" YA'LL COULDN'T HANDLE HER
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randomsataan · 11 hours ago
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coincidence? I think not! (I say bashing my head against the door of my cell in the insane asylum)
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clearly, that pink streak is jinx using her Shimmer powers, and that blimp is her getaway car 🙄 amateurs
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randomsataan · 2 days ago
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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked
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randomsataan · 4 days ago
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this exact moment is when caitlyn truly realizes who vi is—why she fights so hard and everything her life entails. vi is such a deeply family-driven person, guided by those values of protection that vander instilled in her (even if it was wrong of him to place so much responsibility on her as a literal kid—but we’ll get to that later). right here, cait is finally able to understand what drives vi’s heart. without this, she probably would’ve kept seeing vander as this bloodthirsty beast instead of what he really was—a man, a father, who above all wanted to protect his daughters.
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randomsataan · 4 days ago
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this exact moment is when caitlyn truly realizes who vi is—why she fights so hard and everything her life entails. vi is such a deeply family-driven person, guided by those values of protection that vander instilled in her (even if it was wrong of him to place so much responsibility on her as a literal kid—but we’ll get to that later). right here, cait is finally able to understand what drives vi’s heart. without this, she probably would’ve kept seeing vander as this bloodthirsty beast instead of what he really was—a man, a father, who above all wanted to protect his daughters.
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randomsataan · 4 days ago
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this exact moment is when caitlyn truly realizes who vi is—why she fights so hard and everything her life entails. vi is such a deeply family-driven person, guided by those values of protection that vander instilled in her (even if it was wrong of him to place so much responsibility on her as a literal kid—but we’ll get to that later). right here, cait is finally able to understand what drives vi’s heart. without this, she probably would’ve kept seeing vander as this bloodthirsty beast instead of what he really was—a man, a father, who above all wanted to protect his daughters.
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randomsataan · 5 days ago
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randomsataan · 7 days ago
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Ecstatic about the Caitvi reunion and specifically HOW they were reunited.
Here are the three things needed to build trust, according to Vander and Vi: 1) Be honest. 2) Be patient. 3) Just shut the fuck up.
Cait and Vi broke each other’s trust at the end of act 1. Vi when she stopped Cait from taking the shot, even though she had previously told Cait to take the shot. And Cait when she hurt and abandoned Vi, despite promising not to change. There were other things leading up to the breakup, too—most notably Cait not understanding how much it would hurt Vi to wear the badge. But the reason their trust broke was because they weren’t fully communicating; they were probably both bottling up the negative feelings they had toward the other, trying to preserve the relationship. Some part of Cait may have blamed Vi for making her hesitate in shooting Jinx at the tea party scene. Some part of Vi was likely disgusted by the increasingly hateful things Cait was saying and doing. And of course, Vi was never going to actually be okay with killing her sister in cold blood. But they were both trying to tough it out, because they loved each other and didn’t want to hurt each other, and because Vi felt guilty for the things Jinx had done.
Because they avoided these problems instead of proactively working through them, it came out at the moment of crisis: Vi didn’t trust Cait not to hurt an innocent Zaunite child in her blind rage at Jinx, and Vi couldn’t go through with killing her sister. And Cait was sent right back to when Vi stopped Cait from shooting Jinx the first time, which directly led to the death of her mother.
Seven months pass. Cait has cooled her head and knows the path she’s on is not sustainable. Vi has reconnected with her family and let go of some of her guilt and insecurities.
So what’s the first thing they do, once they recognize each other?
They immediately open up and start telling the truth about their situations. It wasn’t just because Vi rolled up looking hot and called her cupcake (although that probably helped). It’s because they were finally being honest with each other. Because they were finally listening to each other. And that’s so?? Important?? I love that so much.
I also find it highly amusing that Vi gives her little speech to Ambessa, of all people. Ambessa trusts nobody. She lies all the time, is impatient in her desperate search for power, and doesn’t let anyone get a word in edgewise. Ambessa is used to people getting what they want through power plays, manipulation, tactics, politics. Blood, sweat and tears. She can barely even conceive of something so simple as trust; she is blind to it. And so she is outplayed for maybe the first time in her life. Because she never considered that Vi and Cait might meet for the first time in seven months after a brutal breakup and just—trust each other. Just like that.
Caitvi are back and it’s beautiful.
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randomsataan · 7 days ago
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randomsataan · 7 days ago
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weirdest foreplay ever
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randomsataan · 7 days ago
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ok well RIO AND HELA ARE BESTIES 👯‍♀️
two leasbians goddesses of death
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randomsataan · 7 days ago
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((this is my 100% legit new ninjago OC their name is xX_DATRUENINJA42_Xx they wield all elements.))
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randomsataan · 8 days ago
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Season 1 act 1: Viktor stops Jayce from killing himself
Season 1 act 2: Jayce stops Viktor from killing himself
Season 2 act 1: Jayce brings Viktor back from the dead and breaks his promise to destroy the hexcore
Season 2 act 2: Jayce kills Viktor and keeps his promise after all
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randomsataan · 9 days ago
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I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.
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randomsataan · 9 days ago
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Jayce you better go get your damn wife from wherever the hell she is then take your ass to the undercity and pick up your damn husband, he is naked and becoming jesus. Thank you..
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randomsataan · 9 days ago
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Me watching Arcane amid all the political plot, war, griefs and violence
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randomsataan · 10 days ago
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