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Calling all LGBTQ+ adults 📣 please spare less than 15 minutes to fill out this research survey into body image and their relationship to dating apps!! It would really help in this groundbreaking doctoral research! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Tribute to Sebastian Vettel, featuring interviews with Norbert and Britta, and many others.

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i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid

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have i said i hate america every day for the past six months??? yes. but did I cry when Kamala was sworn in???? also yes. mind your business

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DAILYBRIDGERTON’S 1K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION

Top 10 Favorite Characters in Season 1 (as voted by our followers) ↳ 09. COLIN BRIDGERTON

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Sat down to write my first ever fic 😬

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Bridgerton Icons

⸙͎۪۫ fav/rt if you saved

⸙͎۪۫ don't go over saying it's yours, be honest please

⸙͎۪۫ Twitter credits | @lockcreenhs

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

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Don’t know what I would’ve done without fanfiction this year.

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i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up

im 22 and i dont care who you are you’ll have to pry my ikea shark out of my cold dead hands

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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This is a very specific vague.

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the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year