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Stiles: I kissed Peter! kira, gasping: No! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Stiles: It's unbelievable Erica: Okay, I wanna hear everything. I'll grab the wine and unplug the phone. wait... does this end well, or am I grabbing tissues? Stiles: It ended *very* well Erica, running in with wine glass: Tell me! Was it a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a you know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing? Stiles: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then....then we just sorta sunk into it.... Erica, squealing: Awwwww \/\/\/ [playing videogames] Peter: And then we kissed. Chris: Tongue? Peter: Yes. Chris: Cool.

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Eli: is there a problem officer? Jordan: Kid, get out of my car?

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Jackson: The alpha pack thing isn't the problem, it's keeping you and Stiles apart. You two just need to bone. Malia: *whimpers* Peter: What did you say? Malia: Don't say it again. Jackson: I said you two need to bone. Malia: … Peter: How dare you Jackson Whittemore, I am YOUR FATHER! -Five Minutes Later- Peter: BONE?! -Ten Minutes later- Peter:What happens in my bedroom kanima is none of your business! -Twenty Minutes Later-  Peter: BOOOOONE?! -Two Minutes Later- Peter: Don't ever speak to me like that again!

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Derek: I've been trying to go easier on my pack. Sometimes they don't take things as seriously as they should, and I can't always be mad at them. They're still learning the ropes, and if they break a few rules here or there, it's just cause they're trying to have fun.  Deaton: I remember. When I was seven, I used to sneak into my father's office to see his collection of antique globes.

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Eli: I don’t want to visit grandma.  Peter: shut up and get in the box Stiles: PETER. YOU ARE NOT MAILING MY SON TO HIS GRANDMOTHER’S! Peter: but… Stiles: No. the postage to Poland is outrageous. Eli: DA!

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(Stiles is being secretive) Derek: It's drugs. He's doing drugs. Without me. Not that I do drugs. but i'd like to be asked. Peter: You know what else he wouldn't tell either of us? if he's sick. He needs a kidney. Oh my God, he needs a kidney. Not that I would give him a kidney, but l'd like to be asked.

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[Scott walks in on Derek in bed with Stiles] Scott: *pales* Stiles! You and Derek!? Derek: Hey. You’re the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice. Scott:… Stiles: *grins* Three times in a row.

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Lydia: Stiles, tell him.  Stiles: What happened to "shut up and drive"?

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[answering Chris' phone that was in his discarded jeans] Peter: Chris' pants. He’s not in them right now.

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Lydia: Honey, you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?

Peter: She'll be fine. If someone breaks in, she'll just have to sleep with them.

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Eli: uncle Peter, is that legal?

Peter: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!

Eli: you know Grandpa and Da are cops right?

Peter: yeah, but they’d never arrest us.

Eli: … THEY ARRESTED YOU LAST WEEK!

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Peter: Hand me the people opener. Stiles: … Pardon? Peter, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Stiles, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?  Peter: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Stiles: Knife. It's called a knife.

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Derek watching the pack move in: Who are all these people?

Stiles: Oh they're gonna help us with the baby.

Derek: Why?

Stiles: Because it takes a village to raise a child, Babe.

Derek: It does?

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Peter: It's raining. We're not going to sleep in the rain, are we?

Stiles: No, silly, you don't sleep in the rain. You make love in the rain.

Peter: Ah. What if there is lightning?

Stiles: Then you get to be on top.

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Eli: Logically it would make more sense for murderers to hide the bodies in cemeteries- Peter: Ooh excellent idea kid, thank you! Eli: What? Peter: What?

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Peter: Why didst thou come into my woods? Stiles: We had no choice. They were gonna take my sisters.   Peter: Thou art different from the other children I have eat... Met.

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Derek: Stop acting like you don’t want to be here.  Peter: I’m not acting.