“Louder than God’s revolver and twice as shiny!”they/he - going thru a horrid killjoy phase rn 💔
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When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes
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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
#me#i’ve ended up doing in text too#like i literally type out question mark instead of the actual symbol#i blame the autism personally
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"i hate spamlikers" "spamlikers dni!" "spamlikers are so annoying" "spamliking = blocked" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUPPP MAYBE I JUST LIKE YOUR POSTS
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"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
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they should invent plastic bottle caps that aren’t out to kill you methinks
#i just want some apple juice#i’m pretty sure i’m missing a small layer of my skin on my palm rn#shitpost#water bottles#idk#random mars thought
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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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Corporate media does not cover stories that PBS will. It's that simple.
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#epic the musical au where everything is the same except this is polyphemus#epic the musical#epic polyphemus#build a bear
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also to anyone going to the next mcr shows i think it’s REALLY important that u do something different when it comes to the voting…
we voted yes. the obvious happened.
we tried voting no… it still happened.
i think the band would love us to play along and do something totally out there. like either not vote at all, or i’ve seen ppl on reddit suggest bringing a sheet of white paper to hold up instead. or even writing RESIST in Keposhka or a dagger on said white paper and i think that would be so cool guys pls spread the word id love to see that happen.
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child, look away! that woman is showing her ANKLES!
:o what a whore
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Poverty IS a policy choice. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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