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[randi-dear]

Completely real

time with complex trauma is like. i need to do everything all at once and if i don't i'm a failure, even if there's nothing to do. three months ago feels like yesterday but i can hardly remember yesterday anyway. i'm running out of time. for what? i don't know. i need everything to slow down but my life is so stagnant. i can't go to sleep because the day can't end, but i need the day to end or i'll go insane. i'm constantly worrying about the future but it feels like i have no future. i'm running out of time. for what? i don't know. time has no meaning but every second is the end of the world.

or is this just me?

[randi-dear]

Cause you're my only friend

Shit yourself

@randi-dear why do you do this to me

[randi-dear]

ALL MY FELLAS!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️

Make YOU using THIS PICREW and tag 5 people!!!!

Yep, it's a chain!!!

@eyesofrhodochrosite @taaaaaaawnyfrogmouth @mikebeanz @ofthefrogs @kredena-dark

[randi-dear]

I just saw an old man online say spending too much time with your spouse will always lead to divorce and I just...... has he *never* met a couple that actually liked being with each other?

Cause I swear I could be with my wife 25/8 and be just as completely in love as I am now. That girl is my best friend, I hate being away from her.

Idk man it just doesn't make sense to me.

[randi-dear]

There's a guy on tiktok who's whole thing is telling people how to make thousands per month off of people in section 8 housing. And if that doesn't sound bad enough, let me give examples. He charges them a fee each month to "rent" their ceiling fans. Aka he doesn't allow them to install others, and they have to pay to run the ones already there. The same with any appliance he deems "luxury".

Honestly it's like... super villain level horrible. I thought it had to be satire. It's literally illegal to do that btw. So people have been mass reporting him and I think there's an investigation open on him.

I just can't stop thinking about it.

[randi-dear]

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

[randi-dear]

@mellodyevangeline

you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

[randi-dear]

my bad didn't mean 2 attach myself 2 u like an abandoned dog

[randi-dear]

[randi-dear]

I sometimes tell my wife that I miss having friends, and that I want to have friends again.

What she gathers from this is that I need new friends, and so she tries to figure out how I can make new friends.

But this is inaccurate.

What I actually mean is, I need people to just.... spawn into my life suddenly and know all my lore so I don't have to tell all gore again, and I want to already know everything about them too because getting to know people and telling people about myself is exhausting.

Especially with chronic illness, autism, adhd, a toddler, and everything that comes with all that.

It's just too difficult.

[randi-dear]

My (very verbal, but not real words) toddler, who is very sick at the moment, stood in front of me where I'm sitting, wrapped my arms around him, and without prompting told me he loved me, and I wrapped him in his blanket and told him I loved him too, and he said thank you mama.

All while my phone is being blown up with bagels

Hey, if my wife @mellodyevangeline tells you to message me, just know you are ruining what should have been the most beautiful moment of my entire life, so yeah. Sit with that on your silly little conscience.

She doesn't even fucking like bagels.

[randi-dear]

@lexingt0n @that-house @drmothmaam ‼️

Hey, if my wife @mellodyevangeline tells you to message me, just know you are ruining what should have been the most beautiful moment of my entire life, so yeah. Sit with that on your silly little conscience.

She doesn't even fucking like bagels.

[randi-dear]

Hey, if my wife @mellodyevangeline tells you to message me, just know you are ruining what should have been the most beautiful moment of my entire life, so yeah. Sit with that on your silly little conscience.

She doesn't even fucking like bagels.

[randi-dear]

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

[randi-dear]

When did you have two kids without me

I have a baby named Bubba Uggalicious and he's a root tooting booter on the international harvester

[randi-dear]

Right now one of my all time favorite video games is FREE

So let me tell yall what I told a friend of mine:

Right now on the Epic Games Store the game Marvel's Midnight Suns is currently free.

When it released it was super slept on, but I've played many hours of it and I really really loved it. I think it's the best thing that's happened to Marvel and strategy games specifically because it feels nothing like a marvel game or a strategy game.

I just really wanna get more eyes on this incredible game and maybe help you find your next favorite game.

If you play through the tutorial and just absolutely hate it, just Uninstall it. It's free so no harm no foul.

But please at least try it for me, it's easily somewhere in my top 10 games of all time."

But now I'm calling on anyone who sees this post to try out this game and then come let me know what you think. I really enjoy this game and I want everyone else to enjoy it too while you all can.

Thanks!!! 💜💜💜

[randi-dear]

It is honestly baffling to me that no one ever messages me asking if my wife is okay

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