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What if you wrote a dark and serious novel, and then the main character died

But instead of a normal death paragraph

It says “insert Minecraft death sound”

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WHY IS EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME

I DON’T GET IT

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Birchcrash

Birchcrash was born as Silver Birch, although her pelt was grey, her parents said “Eh, close enough�� and kept it as Silver Birch. She was the chaotic troublemaker who didn��t mean to make trouble, and had two siblings, Little Fish and Frosted Fern. Suddenly, DewClan’s nemesis, CloudClan, led dogs to Silver Birch’s family camp. The two survivors? Silver Birch and Little Fish. However, Little Fish wasn’t strong enough to fight of the infection in his leg, and lost it. With a tripod sibling, Silver Birch wandered around, trying to find a place where the traumatized children could take refuge. Unfortunately, Little Fish had gotten stuck in silverthorn. Silver Birch tried her best to get rid of the leftover twoleg rubbish, but Little Fish wasn’t strong enough to fight the infection. He was buried in his favourite spot to watch the sunset. Wracked with grief and survivors’ guilt, Silver Birch waited. She waited for someone to see her, to help her. And someone did come. Dandelionspark, DewClan’s medicine cat, had come in search of herbs. Seeing the fellow cat, Silver Birch was overjoyed. She was taken to camp and nursed to health. Her closest friend was Evekit. They were apprenticed at the same time. Birchpaw enjoyed playing with Evepaw and helping her with training. Birchpaw was made a warrior at the average time, half a moon later than Evepaw, now Evespark. Birchpaw became Birchcrash, in honour of her humor and energy. When Amberstar became leader, she picked Evespark, and Birchcrash rejoiced. A moon later, Birchcrash confessed to Evespark. (How are you still reading this? This is like a history textbook at this point— oh well, you got to the wifey part, so it’s good)

Approximately 15 moons later, Evespark became Evestar. The two now live happily together, dealing with drama, and when it gets boring, chatter like starlings.

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Evestar; the wobbly gorl

Evestar was born as Evekit, because her mother, the medicine cat, and literally everyone in DewClan thought she wouldn’t make it. She said “Well, we can’t have them be right, can we?” And lived. Evestar was… chaotic as a kit, to say the least. She was extremely wobbly, but didn’t understand how that made her different at first. Then she was unpleasant, when she found that out. Upon becoming 6 moons, the leader apprenticed her to the medicine cat, Dandelionspark. Then she accidentally poisoned a cat. They lived. Evepaw’s medicine apprenticeship didn’t. She was sentenced to Warrior Training instead, apprenticed to Leapbranch. She was extraordinary at mental exercises. Physical training, not so much. She swayed on her paws, and was extremely clumsy. She was often given the affectionate nickname “Wobblepaw”. She took it to heart and continued on her way, snorting every time she was called “Wobblepaw”. She was granted a warrior name a bit early, them all knowing that she would never be able to hunt. She was dubbed Evespark, a reminder of her hilarious medicine apprenticeship. At her ceremony, the traits acknowledged were determination and fairness. Soon, she was appointed deputy after the leader, Greystar, passed, and Amberstar became leader. Her quick wits were the key reason that Evespark had become deputy. Amberstar passed with her ambition the key reason her lives drained away so quickly. After that, Evestar became the leader of DewClan.

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A little bit more

So, the very first post had a little few strands of info, not much, however. I absolutely adore using large, mostly incomprehensible words! My favourite word is agathokakological. I enjoy reading the Warriors series— mostly the eldest books. My favourite? The First Battle! I’m not one to look before I leap, leading to confusion and utter chaos in my wake. I love bland food, but hate oatmeal-ish textures. My pronouns are mainly masculine to neutral, however my genders fall into the neutral or xeno category.

Most of the languages I’m learning are either Germanic or closer to the Slavic language family.

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Wassap folks

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

learning 13 languages simultaneously

0/10 would not recommend

but hi folks