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You know I am bound by law to ask about idefk and never yet has heard the desert pray
ask and ye shall receive... excerpts! thanks for playing~!
idefk:
The next day, Diluc had taken Kaeya's hand and led him out past the rows of fragrant grapes and into a slightly winding path, to upraised jut of land covered in grass where a copse of dandelions alighted by crystalflies sat. He taught Kaeya how to carefully pluck the stem and how to blow on the seeds to scatter them to the wind, and promised if he wished for something Lord Barbatos would grant it. Kaeya wished for the nightmares to end--and they did--and Kaeya started to believe in magic. Of course, like most fairy tales, Kaeya's also ended in tragedy. Years of being brothers, as close as real ones, nearly inseparable through their early childhood into being young adults hadn't mattered.
never yet has heard the desert pray
Liyue Harbor is loud. It's brightly lit, people all over the place, talking and laughing and playing and living. Animals chatter relentlessly--the caw of seabirds and the bark of a distant dog and other little songbirds jauntily and carelessly singing. The heart of a long hidden peng cries out and cajoles, caged but wanting to perch and sing with them. This is not the time. Beneath the surface noise, the breeze brings the moaning, clanging, crying, jeering of old gods buried beneath the waves, defeated but not dead. He can feel the tenuous peace and the ever-present jade shimmer of Rex Lapis's continued protection. Perhaps he had retired in name, where he acts for all intents and purposes as a mortal, but the stalwart stone remains.
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There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:
- top and tail
- pta/ pits tits ass
- dry bath
- other (put in tags pls)
- never heard of this
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Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs. Thanks @kinard-buckley for the tag!
Genshin Impact
diluc x kaeya - if you were music, i would listen to you ceaselessly
kaeya x wriothesley - the forlorn would frequent the forest
alhaitham x kaveh - did they paint your dreams in pale shades
capitano x the jester - as though my grave were deep
capitano x the jester - righteousness exalteth a nation
capitano x venti - starry sky
cyno x xiao - never yet has heard the desert pray
diluc x kaeya - idefk
venti x zhongli - broad daylight
wriothesley x tbd - it's my disaster, friend, not yours
Red Dead Redemption
arthur x john - a fool with a heart and no sense
arthur x john - all of you who are weary and burdened
arthur x john - the shade of melancholy
Tagging: @glamgoblin, @disaster-j, @magicaldreamfox1 and anyone else who wants to do it
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GOD'S OWN COUNTRY 2017 | dir. Francis Lee
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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life
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Hey, I wanna talk about how we do fandom! I've come to realize that I, personally, tend to differ from many others in that I highly prefer to only engage with a text as it's written, so I don't tend to really like fanon/extremely ooc characterizations and I find it hard to get invested in ships that aren't canon. My way of doing fandom isn't better or worse than anyone else's, but I am curious about how much of a minority I'm in! So:
*We've all seen ships of characters not from the same media and stuff like shipping the concept of ennui with the color blue, okay, I'm asking what you, personally, find compelling!
#i will ship any random thing that tickles my fancy#crossovers#people who never interacted#people who have interacted but clearly hate each other#people who have no chemistry bc i personally like the look of them together#if i find it enjoyable i'll write or read it#i don't need for it to be canon and 9 times out of 10 i won't like how they handle a relationship i want to see canonically anyways#unless it's romance media then usually they handle it okay
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
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If you're American will you reblog this with where you grew up and wether or not they had sixth grade camp. I grew up in southern California and every class in sixth grade would take a field trip and go to a camp for a week and this is absolutely bewildering my wife cause she's never heard of sixth grade camp
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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"
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whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes
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I have interpreted dumpling extremely liberally and I have no doubt missed many. Please feel free to make us all hungry!
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Random Peaceful Property aside:
idk about Thailand but in indigenous Korean and Diné (Navajo) religious traditions, near-death experiences are prerequisites for the mystical gifts of spiritual leaders, so I appreciate the representation of this aspect in Peaceful Property with Peach and now Home.
..and, it’s not a requirement, but there is also an association in both above traditions (as well as ancient Viking practices among others) of spiritual insight with queerness and gender deviance…
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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I traveled back in time hoping I'd succeed in love. Today, I've achieved that.
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