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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
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got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word
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sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch
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I think it's so sweet that Colin gets to be the catalyst that's thrown them full wack into being a true found family.
Colin, who despite his very nature, tried so often to get them to do things together, to try and fix arguments, who was worried about taking a promotion because he didn't want less time for them.
And I love that Colin has a clean slate too, he actually gets to be involved now, he gets to be a true part of the family and not just a guy always treated with distrust who's just kind of there most of the time.
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spent the whole day screaming and ranting at nobody. during a baby formula shortage? i’m seething
the cruelty is the point
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I need u to stop blindly trusting youtube/tiktok lawyers and psychologists there is a reason why those freaks are on social media spreading false information instead of having papers published
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milord the peasants seem to have formed a parasocial relationship with the court jester
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god grant me the serenity to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the courage to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the WISDOM to ignore people who misread my blorbo
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kendall recreating his childhood treehouse for his birthday and inviting a tribute act for the band he grew up with to play and hoping with every fiber of his being that his siblings will show up to his big party and then they do but it’s not for him at all and being told his dad wants to permanently kick him out of the family and finding out his kids made him a present but he can’t find it and realizing his little brother has been irreversably damaged by their father and he couldn’t save him and his girlfriend gives him a gift that’s not right for him at all and realizing nobody knows him and nobody cares about him and nobody loves him and this party is stupid and pathetic and he’s pathetic and he just wants to go home but he can’t and maybe he never even had a home to begin with and
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