raine-the-ravioli
14 cats in a space suit
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infiltrating America, he/him 🇨🇦🫎🇨🇦🫎
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raine-the-ravioli · 3 hours ago
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Ok enough what if Talia was a catfish, what if Talia thought MISCHA was a catfish? Cause like
from what I’ve seen, the most accepted way of her finding out about his death is through his YouTube channel
so let’s pretend no one posts abt it there, either they don’t think of it or they don’t know he has a YouTube
so since no ones posting about it on his YouTube Talia doesn’t know he’s dead and she’s really confused as to why he randomly stopped replying to her messages
and obviously the most logical explanation is he was a catfish who got bored
so Talia freaks out
and Talia and Mischa probably shared the same amount of information with eachother right? Like you don’t exactly volunteer more information than someone is giving you about themselves
the exemption to this could maybe be that she has Mischa’s -heavily autotuned- singing
So Talia is like what if I was catfished? And she starts freaking out cause she’s like omg what if he lied to me and now has all of my personal info?
and then by the time someone (maybe Penny?) thinks to contact everyone he talked to on his socials and tell them abt his death, she has him blocked on everything CAUSE SHE THINKS HES A CATFISH
so she never learns he’s dead and lives life assuming her first love was a catfish when in reality he was killed in a rollercoaster accident and still loves her from the afterlife
the end!!
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raine-the-ravioli · 3 hours ago
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In forth grade I uses to kick people in the shins with my boots for fun and wondered why nobody liked me💀
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raine-the-ravioli · 8 hours ago
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hey so tiktok shut down and unfortunately that was my main platform SO 🤓 since ride the cyclone is super popular (i think??) on here too i beg of you guys to give me a chance….. on everything im goated……. i used to post edits… if you guys gaf……
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raine-the-ravioli · 8 hours ago
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Personally,
I think we need a Jane who’s body is just so completely messed up and mutilated and scarred and unpleasant and so so off putting
but her head is pristine, shiny, untouched porcelain with silky blonde doll hair
I think that’d be cool
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raine-the-ravioli · 19 hours ago
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guess when I got distracted
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raine-the-ravioli · 19 hours ago
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Little Lamb ‼️
All my other homies have rejected the idea so
Would you like to rob Walmart with me?
– @therealbadegg
Fuck yes money man!
I’ll have to wear a disguise, as I’m banned from Walmart. If I were to get arrested, child protective services would be on Penny’s ass again.
Let’s make sure to acquire hot glue, felt, and Funyons.
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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from another room i heard the voice of peppa pig ponder the question "daddy. where has the sky gone" and for one brief moment, before her father could reassure her that it was simply fog, i felt afraid
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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Doodle of the Lam-BUHs (AKA Ezra manages to cheer Penny up after another day of that poor girl getting bullied by those barbie bullys)
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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My binder finally came!!!!! It took like a month and a half😭😭😭
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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important culture exchange happening rn
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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Obviously Stan by Eminem
What song is him singing? (Wrong answers only)
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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I think I forgot to post that I went to see SIX on January 9th. I wanted to cosplay but I only had a week bc I procrastinated so it's very uneven but this is what I wore
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raine-the-ravioli · 2 days ago
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I keep forgetting that I know how to sew and I can use my porcelain dolls as inspiration. Like what's stopping me
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