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... I still have 99 followers on this old blog.

Do... do you guys want my new url or something? O_o

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>tfw no gf

omg anon. You're back. I'd give you my new blog but I'm hiding from family. Aww. Looks like you miss me. <3

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you have a new tamblaaaa??? ;D

Message me off anon and I'll give it to you! :)

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If you miss me on Tumblr, I DO have a new account. Message me off anon and I'll give it to you. :)

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Checking back here is kinda sad. It's all abandoned and stuff. :/

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I MISS YOU ON TUMBLR, DEAR. Come back. :(

Who is this? Can you send me a message off anon?

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artimides:

quixoticlyqueer:

eyeslikefire-:

hotel-denouement:

impracticalgirl:

medioxumatepoet:

an-editors-eye:

Grammar glamour from Mental Floss.

UNF. 

The English Teacher part of my brain approves. So very much. 

WHAT IF I WORE THESE AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER APPROVED

WHAT IF HE JUMPED MY BONES

WHAT

IF

Also I want them because of reasons not about him loool. I especially like the idioms one.

I need all of these in my life. ALL OF THEM, DO YOU HEAR ME?

HYPERBOLE IS THE BEST THING EVER!

That moment when my boy reblogs this wondrous post.

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viralrak said: that’s fuckin ridiculous. you’re merely being expressive. i mean they need to recognize that. they’re overreacting.

Yeah well apparently employers and family members would be unable to handle it. "It" being my rampant alcoholism and sluttiness, of course.

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viralrak said: you’re an adult. you don’t have to do shit

Apparently if I don't "get my act together and start taking care of myself", I will be taken out of school. Not gonna risk that.

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Have to delete this Tumblr.

Apparently my mother thinks that my postings here indicate that I am an alcoholic slut.

How dare I successfully balance a social and academic life?

How dare I have sex with more than one person, each of them being people I care about and trust?

TWO WEEKENDS OF CONSUMING ALCOHOL IN A ROW? INSANITY!

I've never blacked out or made a decision I regret while intoxicated. I've never slept with a stranger or anyone I didn't absolutely trust.

Though she says the most concerning thing is that I am posting it on the internet. Tumblr is where I leave my shame at the door. It is liberating. But apparently I am just doing this for attention.

Goddammit.

Bye bye Tumblr.

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oneironautical:

frostbitefingers:

I’m rather surprised how few people mentioned my hickeys from the other weekend. Normally everyone gives me shit about them. This time, the only heckling I got was Shipwash telling me my neck mole looked like a hickey too.

It did.

RIGHT SO this is the most perfect time ever to scroll past this.

I was literally just discussing this topic with a certain someone.

A certain someone who currently has a batman symbol-shaped bruise on her neck.

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Also hi new followers

Did I say hi yet?

I am too lazy to check.

Hi.

What a fortuitous night to begin tracking my life and its happenings.

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Bullshitting essays is so much easier when drunk and sexually satisfied.

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You know what, fuck my old life and all the people who inhabit it.

I am done with these high school romance ideals of sex and relation to other people. I like the way I conduct my social life. And no one is going to guilt trip me for liking and fucking the people I feel inclined to do so.

Not sad exes.

Not silly crush anons.

Not anyone.

I'll do whatever I damn well please.

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artimides:

Gods damn it.

There are few things so fucking awesome as being those aforementioned housemates.

There are few things as sexually frustrating as overhearing your housemates in the middle of the night.

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Your cuteness tastes like Mike & Ikes. Fruity and delicious.

APPARENTLY IT TASTES LIKE BAD PUSSY AND OLD BEER