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Young B. Zuka x medic reader
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 • War is ruthless, you know it better than anyone else. And certainly thing just seems to be worse when it involves ‘Blackrock’ and ‘bloodshed’ in the same sentence. But nonetheless, you still have to follow your path as the military’s medic. You have grown used to taking care of the soldiers from said factor, staying up almost every single moment just to bring them back to life before sending them away to the battlefield with very few hopes that they will make it out unscathed again. It’s your job to keep them alive, to help them survive the whole thing before their demise falls onto their fate. To say it’s tiring is quite the understatement
• Yet in all that seriousness of violence and brutality, there is Zuka. To describe him, the first thing that pops up in your mind is definitely ‘unusually bright’. You don’t get to see a Blackrock soldier with too much of a personality quite often, so seeing Zuka is definitely a new experience. Maybe it did catch you off guard at some point
• There is something about him that you can’t understand just yet. He doesn’t strike you as the typical type of soldier you meet on a daily basis, but you feel like there is something more about this man. Zuka feels more alive than anyone you have come across in this forsaken factor — and surprisingly — in an unobnoxious way. It piques your curiosity, if you dare to admit that. You don’t know if you should see that as a positive or a negative thing anymore
• The first meeting between the two of you wasn’t actually a proper one, if you know what I mean. You were just minding your own business with the files and all before he just stormed into the infirmary while dragging two of his rookies, who looked like they had quite a fight going on earlier, then told you to patch those idiots up. It is your job after all, so you obliged. Deep inside you were probably wondering what the hell just happened? Should you put a ‘please inform the medic of your arrival’ sign out of the infirmary? Because you were pretty positive that Zuka almost made you have a heart attack because of his unexpected arrival bragging out of nowhere like that
• As you were dealing with the soldiers, you could feel Zuka staring behind your back for a good moment. You were used to being stared, mostly from patients who had nothing to do and did that out of boredom. Maybe sometime you got that not-so-welcoming attitude from certain people, but they usually kept it to themselves so you didn’t really comment on that. When you glanced back at him slightly, you saw that slight interest in his expression that was mixed with something else behind that flashy sunglasses. All you knew was that it wasn’t something ill, thankfully. The infirmary was rather quiet, only a few grunts or hisses from your current patients
• It was just a matter of time before he started to ramble on what actually happened before you could even ask: Basically those two idiots got into a fight together, and he had to break them apart so that they wouldn’t kill each other intentionally. He even made some playful remarks regarding the situation. You didn’t get to see people who were supposed to serve in the battlefield had that kind of relaxed demeanor most of the time, and you had to admit that they sounded more pleasant to deal with rather than a bunch of stone-cold guys. You could definitely work with these kind of people more often
• Then again, it was Zuka we were talking about. He wouldn’t let the chance of impressing anyone slipped away, especially you. Even in your first meet together, he just had to subtly mention some of his own achievements while he was at it. Full of himself, you already knew that. But on the other hand, it didn’t sound too bad coming out from him. You did engage with the conversation briefly with a few words of yourself, occasionally a few scoffs or chuckles too. Even when the two soldiers were bandaged up, Zuka almost seemed as if he wanted to stay a bit longer before returning to the camp. Then again, he was dragged back, so he bided you a good day until next time you met again
• That sums up your first brief interaction with him. And Zuka definitely keeps his words when just a day after that, he comes back to see you. Maybe asking you to deal with some minor damages with his physical condition after his work to make it not too obvious that he just wants to see you again. That is when he takes his chance to get to know you better without anyone under his command interrupting him. Truth be told, you might or might not see through him when his visits to you become more frequent. But hey, you do find his company to your liking, so you don’t complain about it
• It’s just the matter of times before Zuka starts to worm his way into your heart. This guy is so upfront about what he wants but also makes it secretive to a certain extent. It feels like he lets you know that he is pinning on you, but decides to act oblivious about it on purpose until you realize it. Most of his soldiers probably think that the two of you have something going on because of how he keeps looking out for you at any given moment before you even notice. Sure, there isn’t that much of space for love on the battlefield, but does Zuka give a damn about that? He will flip a coin with closed eyes to see how it will turn out, but then end up throwing the coin away into nowhere and claim that’s a sign for him to follow his heart
• Of course, he will use the excuse of him spending times with you as coincidences quite often if you’re asking him about it. He suddenly brags into your infirmary right on your shift? Oh he has this little wound that needs you to treat, and only you! You’re off to a break? What a surprise, he is taking a break too! You’re hungry and wants something but you can’t really go and get it? What is that on your desk- Oh it’s just Zuka doing you a favor! Okay the last one is a bit too crystal clear, but you get the idea of it
• You can rant your troubles to him as much as you want. Sometimes it’s funny due to some hilarious reasons of why someone has to see you, someone definitely broke their wrist while hula hooping before. But of course, there are times when it’s just exhaustingly bloody. Although he will have that ridiculously baffled expression on his face when you go into details of how you have to stitch a soldier up after his legs were blown into nowhere, he will still support you through your intense requirements for this jobs. Your stories do play an important part of him avoiding too awful danger ahead, imagining it after listening to you is definitely not a thing he should do when he is eating
• Believe me when I say Zuka is such a heartthrob in his prime. This man has the ultimate face card and muscle that will sure as hell swoon anyone he likes. With all due respect, this man is a hotshot and he is aware of it. You have your fair share of moments to check him out when bandaging him up, and that sight is definitely a feast to the eyes. But surprisingly, he isn’t a player like some thought he was. He just has good experiences based on observation of what is around him, maybe a bit of his own personal knowledge. But rest assured, he only has his eyes on you - both before and after the two of you are officially together. You, the one and only medic of a demon that he has fallen in love with
• Since Zuka is technically the typical type of heavy soldier who specializes in wide range combat — and by that I mean he literally explodes the living shit out of his enemies in the middle of being surrounded — injuries are expected from him. Although sure, it isn’t as serious as losing his head or whatever, but he isn’t invincible. Thankfully you’re there to nurse him back in good health, or else he might as well loose a limb, right? Then again, he will make it looks like it’s not that of a big deal when you try to get him to be more careful
• Although you have met more than just a few encounters with soldiers who think too highly of their ability than what they are actually capable of and end up staying inside the infirmary for weeks — and you expect Zuka to be another case of that with the level of cockiness he has for an attitude, you just can help but assume things because of that — he has proven you wrong on spot with his performance with only a few injuries that he claims to be, and I quote, ‘nothing for a darling like you to be worried about’. Well, there is a different between a rookie and an ambassador after all, you gotta give him that credit
• Yet that doesn’t change the fact that you have to grumble over how reckless he is while patching him up quite a lots of time though. You are probably one of the very few people that Zuka tolerate when having to stay still and listen to every single word involves his behavior. It’s comedic, to think that in a moment your leader is basically a monster on the battlefield, then the next thing you know is the medic is bossing him around with genuine care like a mother hen. You definitely earn his subordinates’ respect for that, since you have done the thing that no one else could
• Scars are the medals he wears with pride. Don’t judge him, he is still young and hasty, you should have seen that coming. Most of them are old scars from when he was still a rookie. Zuka doesn’t like talking about it since he still holds a personal grudge against his old mentor, that ruthless bastard made him go through hell and back with all those extreme methods of training. The first time you trace your finger against those old wounds, he can help but tensed up a bit, but then quickly sigh in relief afterwards because it’s just you. He won’t lie, he actually finds your touch to be soothing. And trust me, he won’t be shy when he ask for physical affection
• You know that he’s strong, right? Because that’s quite important in regards of what I’m about to tell you. Whenever this guy returns from his mission, especially a long one, the first thing he will ever do is to make his way right straight into your infirmary with a dramatic entrance as if he just returns to his spouse from a years long journey to the unknown on the ocean. It almost resembles that ‘Hello sailor!’ attitude when he just kicks the door open without second thought. And you know the rest: He will pick you up and spin you around lovingly just because he misses you so much. You have already witnessed his muscles yourself, and you know damn well that this man can carry a literal bull with ease if he wants. So he just casually picks you up like a couple of grapes
• Zuka is protective of you. He makes it obvious that you are with him. You know that he loves showing off, and that principle applies to you too. He has quite the bux because of his position, so perhaps you do have a bracelet, a necklace or even a ring that he gifted you. It basically screams to everyone that you’re his beloved and he is head over heels for you. It does a good job in keeping unwanted attention away from you. But then again, you’re still Blackrock’s military medic, no?
• Your career as the medic makes you deal with soldiers from here and there whether you like it or not. As long as it’s your shift, that’s your problem. And of course, most of them aren’t too talkative, but some are just insufferable. He doesn’t like it when someone is being an asshole to you. If they are so foolish to that point, he might as well take it personal and teach the unfortunate one a lesson. And don’t get me start when someone is trying to hit on you. This man will send that bastard in the infirmary almost immediately when it isn’t your shift. You have enough on your plate already, let him make others deal with it instead
• Both his horns and teeth are pointy. If you aren’t careful, you might get poked by it. And Zuka has this questionable habit of showing his affection which is playfully biting your cheek like he is enjoying a treat. It isn’t too hard, don’t worry about it, but it’s enough for you to feel that he just bites you. Kick his ass all you want, he will kiss and make up for that tease he gets you early until you decide to forgive him. As for his horn, there is this one time Zuka accidentally knock your chin with it. It definitely hurts, I can make sure of it. After that incident, he always has to double check before raising his head up after he lies down on your laps
• Speaking of that, yes, he loves resting his head down on your lap. When you’re working on a patient’s file, he will keep his and your dignity and just wrapping his arms around your neck as well as nuzzles against it when there are no eyes around. But honestly he doesn’t mind staying on the cold floor and just lies his head without giving a damn about what is going to happen next. Despite sometimes you act annoyed by it, but then again, your hand just automatically scratches his head like a habit without a second thought. Therefore, you just fuel his giddy mood even more
• Jokes aside, Zuka adores you. You are one of his top priorities that he swears on his life to protect. He will never trade you for anything. All those years of triumphs as the legendary hero of Blackrock feels so little compared to the time he is able to spend times with you, to love you and to let you see him for who he is. There are times when he comes back from work, or just basically seek you in the infirmary while no one else is there if the two of you are still in working hours, he won’t be able to keep that usual enthusiasm of his going. People have bad days after all, and you feel him because technically speaking working as a medic means almost everyday is a bad day to some extent for you
• Whenever you see that specific look on his expression, you know that something must have gone out of his control. Zuka doesn’t let anyone inside his personal bubble too close, but you are his exception. As much as he makes himself to look tough, when he’s around you, he can finally drop that facade after a troublesome day before bringing you close into his embrace. Feeling you in close contact with him physically assures his unknown worries, it helps calming his nerves down
• You know that although your beloved always seems to have this easy-going attitude without minding anything much, but you know Zuka, he is more than just that flamboyant guy with a shit-eating grin. You still remember that he still has a heart that yearns for peace despite his destructive actions. His heart is pumping with passion and emotions of a living being, a beating heart that bleeds when he sees a child he can’t save in that specific mission that he refuses to mention ever again in his life. He can still feel sorrow, and you have become his source of comfort because he knows that he can trust you with his vulnerability. He trust you. It means a lots for Zuka, you have no idea just how you have managed to tend the deepest wound inside his heart without knowing it. It just makes him fall deeper in love with you even more
• He won’t tell you this, but when he finally retires from his position, he wants to marry you. Zuka has imagined a domestic life with you more than he’d like to admit with a straight face. Well, he probably jokes around if you want to be his medic for the rest of your life or not, but there is a hint of seriousness in it. He wants to grow old with you, he is more than certain about that fact. While there is still bloodshed going on that requires his presence to deal with it, the thought of him dying and leaving you alone makes his stomach churned. Therefore, Zuka decides to wait. The man himself will figure out a way to convince you take it easy on yourself when the time comes as well, so for the time being, he will take his time
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Note: What the heck they delay the date to tomorrow’s noon, like why is there so many delays? I’m so worried because I’ve been waiting for this like, it feels so slow (•᷄- •᷅ ;)
Note 2: You can definitely tell that I like Zuka
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I love the knowledge I could absolutely not pull any of my f/os irl. Overstepped just a little bit then course corrected way too hard and almost fell forward, nearly bashing my skull against my dresser but narrowly caught myself. The idea of any of then seeing that then going "ok we NEED to fuck him" is very funny to me
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Zuka x Reader who served with him
yippee, i’m thinking about sharks i love sharks so much they’re so cute, anyways, also on tumblr i made his color blue since he used to be blue before dying his horns if anyone’s curious
- There was no room for love on the battlefield, you loved your fellow soldier but love would only interfere, you’re fighting in a war, and your comrade is the best soldier Blackrock has ever seen, maybe once this war is all over you could have room for love
- Years later while out doing things, maybe running by a store or something you hear a familiar voice and when you look you see something very unexpected, a soldier you fought with all those years ago, the one you had found yourself falling for
- Zuka noticed you too, his brother (gender neutral) in arms, so you approached each other and began to converse, catch up on the years and years you two haven’t seen each other, you exchange numbers and begin hanging out, on one such hang out you let slip that while serving you had feelings for him, he reveals he also fell for you all those years ago, a spark of hope lights up in your chest as you ask how he’d react if you still felt that way all these year later, and he says he knows exactly how that would feel since he still is in love with you
- You really did not expect it but dating your crush from so long ago was a long forgotten dream you couldn’t believe came true, even if years later, he was so sweet, he had definitely calmed down more compared to his time being Blackrock’s best solider, but he was still the B. Zuka you once knew
- You guys remised on the good memories, sure it was war but you still had your squad mates and a good amount of funny stories, like an animal stealing someone’s ration right out of their hands before getting chased for two seconds before said person falls face first in the snow, you laughed and joked, being able to understand each other in a way most couldn’t, when you fight with someone you form a special bond
- However you did talk about the multitude of bad memories too, it was a war after all, a bloody deadly war, hell it left both of you with plenty scars, Zuka missing an arm and part of one of his horns being far more noticeable, but not all scars were physical, so many more were mental, the after effects of serving, especially in such a large war
- You two understood the horrible memories and side effects as you both knew it first hand, after getting together you both at least once had had an episode and needed the other one to snap you out of it and then comfort as they sobbed
- Out of everything that changed about Zuka the kid was the least expected, sure he was adopted but you back when you knew him as your fellow soldier never would have ever thought he’d ever raise a kid, let alone one with so much spunk, honestly you saw a lot of younger Zuka in the kid, maybe he saw himself in Rocket too, luckily he didn’t mind you, he knew his dad’s story, maybe not every intricate detail but he understood why you two had a special bond, he did still give you a very suspicious look when Zuka first revealed that you two were now seeing each other, but he’d warmed up to you more now and thought you were chill
- Back during the war you always wanted to try out his bazooka, it seemed so crazy but the things it was capable of enticed you, so so many years later one day you asked if you could fire it, just once, he laughed but said you could, it was exhilarating, watching the deadly rockets fly before landing in such a large explosion, you couldn’t help but be awestruck, Zuka gave you some pointers but for the most part just let you blow things up for a few minutes
- You guys smoke together, sure may not be the healthiest thing in the world but there’s definitely worse ways to cope with your trauma of combat, so smoking together wasn’t that big of a deal, you’d just watch the sunset as you stood by each other, sharing a feeling fewer and fewer people new as more people you fought with or against succumb to time
yippee did this while getting ready! so between getting my lunch prepared and getting dressed and junk, i love writing these requests so much you guys don’t even understand
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illumina x reader sfw headcanons
- takes you out on the most luxurious and beautiful dates, and treats you like royalty
- created a whole realm dedicated to you, with so many water lilies and lotuses
- he loves linking your pinkies together and holding you in any way he can, but mostly in small doses.
- he spoils you rotten and makes sure everybody respects you.
- doesn’t really get jealous, he’s very confident and is aware of the fact that only the other deities can compare to him. (though when it comes to venomshank and darkheart, he refuses to admit that he does get jealous)
- he finds you absolutely irresistible, and thinks you look beautiful all of the time.
- he often kisses your forehead because his lips are very soft, and you shiver at the feeling of them on you..
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Illumina x reader
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• To be blessed with the presence of a SFOTH deity is such an honorable gift to receive, and out of any deity that can grace you with their blessing, you have managed to catch Illumina’s gaze. The gaze of his upmost divine attention, only for you. To what has a mortal done for him to awaken this foreign feeling inside him? Fate is such a joke, but it has led him to you
• Illumina is such a puzzle. Deities are different from mortals, you know that fact well. But Illumina has proven you that your simple mind can’t really comprehend of what a god can feel. His emotions are still noticeable — even showing them in a strong way — yet you can’t really understand his thoughts
• He understands your curiosity and will gladly enlighten your questions. After all, he’s a god. His intelligence is vast enough to answer all of your troubles, especially one regarding his own. He will tell you his tales, entertain you with his odd point of views and so on. But for certain questions, he would rather scoff than answer it. Like those involving his siblings — especially Darkheart or Venomshank — you don’t need to bother to get them
• At first, you dared not to be too intimate with him although he was your lover. He’s a powerful deity, and you’re just a mortal after all. It bothers him when you act like that more than you think he does. He doesn’t want you to treat him this different just because he’s a god. Sure, maybe he doesn’t really understand the concept of affection and all, but that doesn’t mean he will oppose you doing it
• It takes him quite a good while before throwing his pride through the window and have a heart to heart conversation with you. He wants you to love him in your way. And hell, maybe he might be unfamiliar with the idea at first, but that doesn’t mean he won’t get used to it. He will never hurt you after all, so just do whatever you wish
• Of course, he has granted you immortality to be his life’s partner forever. You will soon realize the subtle illuminating marks on your skin, a reminder of his blessings to you. Your eyes won’t go on full white, but instead there is a hint of white on the tip of your horn. It’s because you aren’t his follower, you are his lover
• Oh Illumina and his vivid choices of words, you are more than aware that he is rather harsh in his speech. He even sass you every now and then, but don’t take it too personal. He doesn’t take it too far, sometimes it’s meant to be lighthearted. You are his beloved, of course. Yet that doesn’t change the ‘Oh great, here we go again’ expression when you do something stupid
• He is a god, a 7'0"ft god, if you might ask. He absolutely towers over you. Although he doesn’t appear with you in public, but occasionally you still get this feeling of someone looming and watching over you. It’s just Illumina, he means it when he says he will keep an eye on you. It can be eerie at first, but then you just grow to get used to it
• Other times if he can’t really watch over you like usual, he will put a spell on you. Maybe a protection charm created by him, only for you. With that around, you don’t have to worry of danger anywhere. Plus, it’s beautiful for the eyes, charm he gifted you, I mean
• Sometimes he finds entertainment in starling you. Your reaction is just too priceless. He will appear behind you without a warning, his hand press on your shoulder or brush through your hair lightly. Seeing you jump almost immediately due to being surprised never fails to amuse him
• But if you no longer have any intense reactions like before anymore, he will be pretty intrigued by your attitude. Yet he still does it, either for dramatic entrance or just because he likes doing so, you don’t really know
• When you stay close to him, skin to skin contact, you can’t really put a finger on the way he makes you feel. He has no heartbeat, there’s just silence when you rest your heard against his chest. It feels a bit uncanny, but then again, you understand why
• His body is cold, yet in the way similar to when the cold light of a new day bathe on your skin. It’s not as cold as the death or as ice, but similar to a sunlight in winter. Describing his warmth requires your mind a good load of work, you just know that you have grown to be comforted by his presence. ‘He feels like light,��� that’s all you have to say
• Let’s get one thing straight, he is a whole new level of possessiveness. If you have been in contact with anyone, even just friends, that he deemed to be ‘too close for his taste’, then you will definitely receive quite a handful of sarcastic remarks about that unfortunate person by his sharp tongue. You call it jealousy, he dismisses it as keeping those — and I quote — ‘unworthy mortals away from your sight’
• You do know how to keep him at bay, but he might or might not still have his way with them behind your back. It’s nothing too serious, just giving them a slight warning. Your friends might complain about their questionable inconveniences to you, and you have a guess or two on why
• Don’t worry, he will not go overboard with it. If you really dislike it that much, he will begrudgingly stop giving your friends those simple misfortunes. He doesn’t want you to be in distress because of his doings
• But with your enemies, it’s another completely different story. May heaven above wish your foes well because we all know how Illumina takes your safety seriously. And that person dares to make you irritated, or worse - hurt? Agony will be what they are expected to come across if they put a finger on you — not even death — but the spiraling nightmare which he will gladly make them suffer
• His chamber is pretty abstracted. It’s not like anything you have imagined before. And trust me, he won’t explain further on why his home looks like that. Illumina might bring you there whenever those random days hit him when he feels like your presence will be a elixir to him. Despite the complexity of the place, you feel like home whenever you enter there. Maybe it’s because he’s with you
• You will be surprised when figuring out his fascination for lotus. He has a huge pond of white lotuses that has this slight purple glow. The scene is oddly serene, and that’s also where he is at his calmest. Sit there with him and enjoy the view, you won’t regret it
• And his wing, how can we forget about his wing? It’s big enough for you to be completely covered by it when he wrapped his singular wing around your body. And to your surprise, it’s pretty smooth. Not exactly fluffy, but smooth as silk. It also illuminates slightly in the dark, so if you have trouble falling asleep in the pure darkness, that’s the best way to save your electricity bills
• If you can prove your skill in preening bird wing, maybe he will let you help preening his own wing. But be careful, that’s his only wing now. He has already lost one, he definitely doesn’t need to lose another one. Although he might seem nonchalant about the whole thing — you preen his wing and all — deep inside he’s actually flustered
• There are times when he returns to you all scarred. You immediately rush away to get the medical supplies before returning to him. And yeah, although he can heal them by himself, there are certain vicious wounds that he needs your help with. Sometimes he gets back home like a literal mess, it almost fears you to death. But rest assured, he can’t die because of those punny wounds
• On the one hand, the other deities are wary of your presence. But they know better than doing any harm to you. The last thing they want is Illumina causing havoc everywhere in their territory just because they have crossed the line of his — which is you — and it’s definitely not a good thing. Maybe Darkheart who knows nothing and doubts nothing will try to mess around with you. But remember that charm Illumina gives you? Yeah that will shoo him away
• On the other hand, Ghostwalker doesn’t mind your presence. Actually, does he even mind anything at all? But hey, at least he is pretty chill with you and Illumina together
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝
Note: It’s so hard to think for Illumina
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so many tags ;( (dw i made it work, and also i will be reusing a few nicknames from the first two parts. i will not be including ghostwalker because ghostwalker can’t feel emotions)
nicknames the phighting deities give their s/os
darkheart - my beauty, pumpkin, lovebug
“what brought you to my realm, my beauty?”
firebrand - amore, sweetness, my little flame
“um, sweetness? i created some gloves so i can touch you now!”
icedagger - my jewel, my marshmallow, sugarplum
“are you cold? i-i can hold you if you want, sugarplum!”
illumina - my lotus (that’s it, he’s not all that creative)
“let me admire you, my gorgeous lotus..”
venomshank - (unironically) snookums, cutie pie, and my daffodil
“don’t worry, my daffodil, my army and i will protect you..”
windforce - hottie, precious, peach
“let me at ‘em, peach!”
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i find these homosexuals extremely funny
please dont attack me, i cant fight
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