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The First Shot (2024)

Ep. 15 ~ Gu Yiran whump + bridal carry

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what she means is she realized she could make people cry and spontaneously orgasmed

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🩻: Has writing a fic ever led to you discovering something about yourself?

I think writing fic showed me I could take the feelings I had and share them with other people. I’m not a talkative person, despite doing a podcast, I’m quiet and shy and I think writing fic was the first “a-ha” moment I ever had of my feelings could influence others

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house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

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As is so frequently the case im also thinking about werewolves who work in healthcare. Paramedic uniform with MEDICAL ALERT SERVICE DOG on the back.

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the fact that we never got a canon explanation for how feihua met is devastating btw. were they 15 at a competition? was it the rooftop dance? were they starving kids? no one knows

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If there’s a chance to go rest, who would you like to go with? (trans. cr. MileApo_sp, strwberrymilk18, and iyyene)

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my message for the youth is do not make any declarative statements about your sexuality based on any modicum of attraction to jensen ackles. it is not definitive proof of anything one way or the other. looking at his sopping wet soap opera face elicits a primal animalistic response in everyone regardless of identity and that’s NORMAL. you may think it’s desire for sex but STUDIES SHOW that the average person is actually yearning to see him covered in corn syrup blood. many such cases. exhibit a eric kripke.

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"How old were you when you got this scar?"

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This is also the scene where, as Gu Yiran is saying, “don’t worry about me,” he specifically says, “well I’m not calling you ~da ge~,” and I have to put the ~ around it because there’s no other way to convey the coquettishly provoking way he said it other than to add that I hit pause and SCREAMED at my TV when I watched this scene.

The First Shot | Stop worrying.

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in my mind the way i would want a bbc merlin reboot to happen is just if they kind of did the show again but this time in the modern day. like arthur is the son of a ceo and expected to take over as head of his father's company, and merlin sees him in the newspapers one day as the media starts reporting on the changing of the guard and goes oh fuck oh god. and he manages to get his way into a position as arthur's secretary or some shit and has to pretend like he doesn't know this guy at all, like he hasn't been waiting for him for centuries, but he kind of isn't pretending because he doesn't know this arthur, not really. but maybe merlin and arthur being reunited is causing the veil to thin, and there's magic causing mayhem throughout london, and merlin has to try and fix all of that while also getting arthur's starbucks order. hello the bbc why isn't anyone getting on this

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雪迷宫 The First Shot/Snow Maze ep. 1

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Presented without comment

I really doubt anybody on Tumblr is watching but The First Shot or 雪迷宫 is making me LOSE MY MIND. I’m on episode like 10 and just yelled WHAT IN THE LANYU IS HAPPENING HERE IN 1997 DONGBEI. The first and second male leads are the dude from Addicted and the guy who plays all the mean cold CEOs and also was in Imperial Coroner. They live together and somewhere in the next four eps someone is getting kidnapped by drug dealers and tortured and handsome rough northern drug cop from Addicted is going to princess carry his six foot tall delicate southern nerd wife. This show is produced by Zhang Yimou and is ruining my life.

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I have punched literally every cushion in this house I’ve gone mute because screaming is not enough I absolutely DO NOT recommend trying to parcel out the last five eps of this show I’m pissed I have to PEE ZHANG YIMOU!!!!!!!!!

I really doubt anybody on Tumblr is watching but The First Shot or 雪迷宫 is making me LOSE MY MIND. I’m on episode like 10 and just yelled WHAT IN THE LANYU IS HAPPENING HERE IN 1997 DONGBEI. The first and second male leads are the dude from Addicted and the guy who plays all the mean cold CEOs and also was in Imperial Coroner. They live together and somewhere in the next four eps someone is getting kidnapped by drug dealers and tortured and handsome rough northern drug cop from Addicted is going to princess carry his six foot tall delicate southern nerd wife. This show is produced by Zhang Yimou and is ruining my life.

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EVEN MORE DOOMED DONGBEI YAOI????? WE ARE EATING GOOD AT THE CRYING TROUGH TONIGHT SLUTS

I really doubt anybody on Tumblr is watching but The First Shot or 雪迷宫 is making me LOSE MY MIND. I’m on episode like 10 and just yelled WHAT IN THE LANYU IS HAPPENING HERE IN 1997 DONGBEI. The first and second male leads are the dude from Addicted and the guy who plays all the mean cold CEOs and also was in Imperial Coroner. They live together and somewhere in the next four eps someone is getting kidnapped by drug dealers and tortured and handsome rough northern drug cop from Addicted is going to princess carry his six foot tall delicate southern nerd wife. This show is produced by Zhang Yimou and is ruining my life.

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This is so embarrassing I just made a $2 in app purchase to express view the last eps of this series like a fucking Candy Crush whale and the irony about this show being about meth and me rubbing it into my gums isn’t lost on me

I really doubt anybody on Tumblr is watching but The First Shot or 雪迷宫 is making me LOSE MY MIND. I’m on episode like 10 and just yelled WHAT IN THE LANYU IS HAPPENING HERE IN 1997 DONGBEI. The first and second male leads are the dude from Addicted and the guy who plays all the mean cold CEOs and also was in Imperial Coroner. They live together and somewhere in the next four eps someone is getting kidnapped by drug dealers and tortured and handsome rough northern drug cop from Addicted is going to princess carry his six foot tall delicate southern nerd wife. This show is produced by Zhang Yimou and is ruining my life.

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THE ABSOLUTE STYLE OF THIS SHOW. THIS DIRECTOR AND ZHANG YIMOU ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS ALSO JIANG XIAOHAI’S ACTOR THE MAN YOU ARE

I really doubt anybody on Tumblr is watching but The First Shot or 雪迷宫 is making me LOSE MY MIND. I’m on episode like 10 and just yelled WHAT IN THE LANYU IS HAPPENING HERE IN 1997 DONGBEI. The first and second male leads are the dude from Addicted and the guy who plays all the mean cold CEOs and also was in Imperial Coroner. They live together and somewhere in the next four eps someone is getting kidnapped by drug dealers and tortured and handsome rough northern drug cop from Addicted is going to princess carry his six foot tall delicate southern nerd wife. This show is produced by Zhang Yimou and is ruining my life.