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although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

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Sonic's discord server

[Original quotes from the Red In Space discord server]

Might make even more idk

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can i get some advice on something? so i have three jobs, at one of them everyone thinks im a catholic girl, one thinks im a faggot, and the last one thinks im a butch lesbian. im literally just bisexual guy with a lisp. anyway at the last job i have a milf coworker who i think is hitting on me? she keeps giving me candy and leaving me notes to find at my station. but also she has a mean soccer mom haircut :/ what should i do? i also dont want to ruin her awakening to women if thats whats happening

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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i'm not like other girls. I'm deficient in more vitamins

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I decided to teach her how to use a knife

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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All worker bees are female. Bee Movie is one of the most progressive movies of all time, featuring the transgender Barry as he becomes an interspecies homewrecker and convinces a woman to cheat on her boyfriend while also trying to seize the means of production from big honey.

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Don't forget to spam the rightwing drag hotline with random fake addresses (make sure to set it to texas) using a vpn if possible! Do not send memes, make sure to waste their resources as effectively as possible. Write as many realistic "details" as possible. We can't have another shooting.

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Context: there is a homeless encampment across the tracks from this unmanned train station

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Good morning...

// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //

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prancing and dancing around in my merry swagfull manner

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It happened