rabidjarchavist

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Love seeing everyone’s varying depictions of the Magnus Protocol gang but my drawing skills are BUSTED so even though I can’t draw her atm just know that my headcanon of Alice is this specific photo of Susan Kare lmao

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the person who told the guy about the movie website was called xenophobia1230.

xenophobia is a fear of strangers.

i yield the remainder of my time

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i actually do remember how to draw him

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i do love that an element of what makes michael so creepy to the listeners but especially to the assistants is that they’re experiencing the element of this is a thing that used to be me, we were the same once as they look at a reflection of their past, present and possible future- an assistant of the Archivist who didn’t make it out just,, uncanny valley, man

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YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD AN ARCHIVIST

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everyone in s5 talks to jon like he personally intended to end the world when he was just like eating dinner and accidentally set off the nuclear bomb detonator that someone hid under the mashed potatoes. he didnt even know you could do that. Like i know things are tough but give the man a break

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no you don't get it. Why Didn't They Find Elias's Body In The Wreckage Of The Panopticon. basira said "no bodies" were found at all, and while jon and martin had their whole thing going on, elias had already been dead on the groud in there for like fifteen minutes before the collapse. was he somehow vaporized into nothingness by the explosion or did jon and martin wake up somewhere else with a corpse on their hands? is he DEAD is he a BASTARD?

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Thinking about the difference between podcast main characters

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Oh my god, just got to the TMA liveshow and Jon and Martin’s first meeting is so ridiculous I'm crying.

I don't understand how it took Martin such a long time to figure out that Jon might do a good impression of a snotty, stoic academic but he’s actually an anxious idiot when their first meeting was so stupid!

Yeah fine Martin let a dog trick him with its cute face and sneaked into the archive but what kind of person responds with "...in general?" when asked if they've seen a dog? Did he think a perfect stranger was accosting him at work to ask him if he’s ever seen a dog in his life?

I can't believe Martin was even surprised that Jon thought he was a ghost. I can’t believe Martin was ever intimidated by him. I can’t believe Martin ever let him live it down. Every one of their interactions for like, six months should be some variation of:

Jon: Martin, have you seen my glasses?

Martin: Yes Jon, they’re very nice. They make you look very smart.

Jon: What? No, I can’t find them!

Martin: Oh! I thought you meant like, in general.

Jon: *silently seethes*

Martin: They’re on your head, by the way.

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Listening to season one of the magnus archives is funny because Jonathan sims pours out his creative soul into a masterpiece of a horror story and then when he’s done has to go record himself being like “listen to this man what utter bollocks, what complete and utter horseshit,. I’ve never read such terrible crap in my whole life. Jesus Christ.”

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Thinking about the fact that pain and suffering in TMA can only be passed to others, never stopped. Thinking about how even in Anglerfish Nathan Watts escaped but someone else disappeared the same night. Thinking about Lost John's Cave and "take her, not me". Thinking about Jon in the Panopticon, saying he could make the people who deserved it more suffer instead. Thinking about how the apocalypse in their world can't be stopped and can only be passed to other worlds. Thinking abou

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YOU HAVE NOT A NAME FOR WHAT I AM.

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old gods of appalachia and the raven cycle have the exact same vibes no i cannot explain it but i can feel it

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the end of michael shelley

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hc that jon looks normal when looking at him directly but if you see him out of the corner of your eye it always looks like he’s staring at you dead on

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I DID EXTRA EYE JONNY SIMS MAKEUP AND JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE STUFF STAINS MY SKIN

GONNA BE GOING TO WORK LOOKING LIKE AN ELDRICH HORROR GOD TOMORROW I GUESS FUCK