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So I have some One shot Ideas for DMC

The urge to make a Devil May Cry reader that is so OP, but has the most inconvenient ability that hinders them from downright destroying the universe if they wanted to.

Maybe a demon reader that can regenerate and can never die, but the wound determines how long it’ll take and the phantom pains would be ten times worse than on average.

Maybe the unbelievable skill to master any weapon they wield, but when they’re on a battlefield, they’ll trip over anything if the arena isn't flat.

The most badass Devil Trigger, but it's so big, they’ll probably need their teammates to stand far enough since it's so big.

The ability to shapeshift into any animal, but they have to stay that animal for a couple of hours and they have no way to communicate.

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Latest Chapter drop!

—Out of Luck—

Chapter I

████████████████████████ . Raccoon City Police Department.

The clacking of boots in the crowded police precinct, the laughs, the loud mutterings and talking. Party decorations for the new recruit on the Police Department’s Special Tactics And Rescue Services unit, or S.T.A.R.S team was exciting.

This was something else. It was revealed a week ago by Chief Brian Irons that the police department needed a new ‘special force’, one that could do special investigations. Stop powerful people. And now here we were welcoming the leader of the team. If he had decided to stop working on his desk, maybe I would have caught a glimpse of the guy.

Rounds of alcohol littered the desks, documents forgotten as the RPD celebrated it more as a break than as a new recruitment. Myra was at home, she would have stayed at the party if the daycare wasn’t closed today, so I had promised her to finish that investigation of the murders in the mental hospital, get home sober, and if I’m lucky, tuck in Lily before she goes to bed.

What else was he supposed to write? The sudden presence of the S.T.A.R.S unit was out of the blue for the police department, yet it was introduced like everyone planned this for months. Not to mention that they already had a leader? It made no sense, it made his gut twist into a knot. Brian talked about the team like it was a line of justice no one else could join. What was the difference between the police and the agents? What kind of missions did they do that was so important?

He couldn't make sense of it, he’d just stay quiet like always, Sebastian didn't want to put the job he worked so hard on in jeopardy, he refused to get his wife in the line of fire as well. Begrudgingly, he forced the thought to the back of his mind. Closing the journal he kept with him since his first day of becoming a detective.

Detective Sebastian Castellanos, he had proudly marked the journal with his new title.

He’d look around the office he worked hard for, the desk covered in an organized mess. Myra would complain but never push him on cleaning, it was how Sebastian worked. The corkboard was displayed against the wall next to the door. It had his scheduled meetings and interviews with victims and witnesses, but most importantly, there was a drawing Lily had made.

The corners of Sebastian’s lips quirked slightly, before looking back at his desk. Two folders settled on his desk, he needed to finish the one he was assigned. The other folder was more of a… personal project, having snuck the documents from the investigations office.

The file Irons gave him was leaving him frustrated, a vast amount of reported ‘missing persons’ without any evidence or clues to even account for a suspect. It pissed him off every time he thought about it, his hands combing through his already slicked-back hair.

He couldn’t stress about it right now, he would go and enjoy the party for the new S.T.A.R.S member. Maybe a drink could wash down the responsibilities of having most crap stacked on his desk. He stood up from the shitty, old, leather desk chair that was here before he became a detective and popped his back. His feet dragged along the floor to finally leave the suffocating room.

The main room was filled with the smell of beers, cans thrown around the room like someone who had taken out the trash with the bag ripped at the bottom. The welcome poster on the floor with two corners barely hanging to the podium holding it up. The name of the new leader’s name ripped off. So much for knowing his name. The officers who were still around were talking in slurred gibberish, some waiting by the front door for their ride.

Chief Irons was laughing loudly, his cheeks flushed from the amount of alcohol he drank, both hands holding beer cans. The rest of the officers laughed at his terrible jokes to probably get on his good side. When the Chief finally took notice of the stumbling detective, his face turned hard as he tripped to reach him as well.

“Castellanos,” Irons burped out, the disgusting sound of his throat trying to form a string of words without throwing up. “The new recruit is asking for you.” Taken aback by the request, Sebastian cleared his throat. “Sir, I was actually going to tell you I was about to head home-” He wanted to see the guy, but just bumping into him sounds better than actually meeting him head-on.

“You can make it home to your wife and kid, just talk to him.” Irons shook his head disapprovingly, his hands shakingly pointing to an empty part of the precinct. “Think he's working-” He let out a choked grunt, the sound of something caught in his throat sent shivers down the detective’s back as he hurriedly made his way to avoid what the chief ate for dinner.

The hallway was a quieter, calmer part of the police station that still smelt of fresh paint and wax. As he opened the door to the new office, the atmosphere became more tense and heavy. The RPD had just finished this area, but the way the wax overpowered his senses made him almost gasp for air. The clicking of computer keys caught his attention.

“Nice to meet you, chief said that you needed to see me?” Sebastian asked with the best, welcoming smile he could muster. The room was dark, the only light source was the blue screen of what the new guy was working on. “I’m Seb-”

“Detective Sebastian Castellanos.” The man finished, looking up at Sebastian, he wore formal attire, his eyes were a sharp pale blue, and his blonde hair was slicked back. Sebastian’s lips pursed together. How smoothly he spoke freaked him out, his tone held an attitude of ‘I’m better than you in every way.’ His smile was fake, if he could call moving the corner of your lip slightly a smile.

Sebastian hated the atmosphere surrounding the man, he didn’t like knowing what he didn’t know.

“Yeah, you hit the nail.” Sebastian's brows furrowed, cautiously trying to figure the guy out. “And you are?”

The recruit stood up, his hand extended for a proper greeting. “I’ve heard of your work from Chief Irons, I wanted to ask if you were interested in joining the S.T.A.R.S. alpha team. A good detective is what I want to train future agents in the unit.”

“The name is Albert Wesker.”

OH MY GOD THIS TOOK SO LONG. I was able to do anything else because this chapter was in the back of my mind. It sounds boring now, but I promise it gets more interesting, this is just to test the waters in how I’m gonna write this…

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HAHAHA I MADE A TIMELINE FOR THE RESIDENT EVIL X SEBASTIAN CASTELLANOS! READER AND I AM EXHAUSTED 💗❤️💗💕

If I’m missing ANYTHING tell me! I don’t want it to bite me in the ass later. ALSO THERES A LIL CHARACTER IM ADDING THATS GONNA LIVE WITH READER~

Thank yall for voting wouldn’t be here without ya 😭😭

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I never wanted a man more than now.

(clip from a dmc panel around 2011)

dan giving us a demonstration of vergil's flirting skills (sound on)

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Was thinking about another fanfic and I wanted to try to write this one because I’m actually familiar with both games I’m referencing.

So! I’ll make a separate account to write fanfics and I’ll use this account to post WIPs and drawings! :D

So I’m thinking of writing about

Resident Evil x SebastianCastellanos!Reader

Just a hot, older, detective reader with immense depression while he also fights big boys? Beautiful. Now this takes place after Evil Within, and Evil Within 2 has NOT happened yet, so Lily isn’t in the picture yet. Just a very alcoholic reader. (Kind of considering they’re the reason Leon is alcoholic lol)

BUT of course, the hardest part of doing a fanfic is starting it and trying to incorporate reader into resident evil. So i have two ideas.

1. Sebastian leaves after the Evil Within and meets Wesker first, investigating STEM (don’t really have to change them because they are easy to stitch into bigger companies like UMBRELLA)

2. We cut straight to the RACCOON INCIDENT with Leon where he’s working as a detective and not yet has become a drunk.

Wesker option probably has a little more romance, especially since reader is very vulnerable from the incident, while Leons option is more slow burn.

Not going to lie, weskers option sounds so awesome, but I’ll put a poll to see where this goes.

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WHERES ALL THE JAMES SUNDERLAND X READERS ❗️❗️❗️❗️

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H.U.N.K.!Reader is definitely in Graves Unit, no one said they were a good guy, H.U.N.K. Literally works for umbrella.

Just watching Graves walk in with reader, while the masks red lens reflect the Task force, MWAH!

The heavy gear making their footsteps louder, but for some reasons they’re still agile? Definitely follows the name Grim Reaper, always coming back alone after all the soilders that were assigned to help them die.

Just reader nonchalantly sitting down unbothered while Graves lectures about not leaving your team behind bullshit.😭😭

(Spoiler Alert: Reader was not listening)

Decided to expand on the H.U.N.K.!Reader idea because I want people to feed my delulu 🤧

Reader just snapping necks and being a total badass, for sure is stronger than Task Force 141. Playing as Leon in Resident evil, only for the Zombies to take a shit ton of ammo, while H.U.N.K. Is just snapping their necks like an average Chiropractor.

Readers arms are THICK, especially with carrying all those weapons. Let’s not forget their legs 🫢.

I just need someone to incorporate them in with Task Force 141 and I’ll be happy.

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NEW IDEA ALERT, for anyone who’s interested in writing out any prompt my mouth spews here we goo.

Been getting infatuated with silent hill recently and the remake for James is so good?? Hello?? They made him older and honestly kind of pathetic looking which I’m all for?? So, I decided to come up with how I wanted the reader to be, either a friend of Mary’s for easy access to his heart, or even better, someone who just carries him while he cries like a baby.

And the ladder was hitting different. So!

Silent Hill x EthanWinters!Reader

The events of Resident Evil, all the horrors the readers encounters are events of the devilish place called silent hill. Every encounter of their psychological torments being that of mental illness. From the Baker family to the Village.

Their daughter now trapped back inside the place the reader refuses to go, yet does it to save their daughter. On the way, (And after losing both pinky and ring finger on the left hand), they find James Sunderland looking for his wife.

Just the reader having Sass like OG!Ethan Winters and just cursing everything out while James prays that the creatures didn’t hear you makes me feel better.

(If yall want to make this idea into a one-shot or anything, TAG ME BECAUSE I WANT TO READ IT)

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Decided to expand on the H.U.N.K.!Reader idea because I want people to feed my delulu 🤧

Reader just snapping necks and being a total badass, for sure is stronger than Task Force 141. Playing as Leon in Resident evil, only for the Zombies to take a shit ton of ammo, while H.U.N.K. Is just snapping their necks like an average Chiropractor.

Readers arms are THICK, especially with carrying all those weapons. Let’s not forget their legs 🫢.

I just need someone to incorporate them in with Task Force 141 and I’ll be happy.

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I have so many ideas of different games characters together to make an x reader and I don’t know what to do. I literally just though of Resident evil!Reader x 141 and I want someone to write it.

PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY BIG BRAIN THOUGHTS.

Anyways— I will put out my first idea so people can write it, it’s a reader x tf141 idea.

Except the reader is H.U.N.K. From resident evil, and just scares 141 a lil bit. (You can add all of Call of Duty and I’ll treasure it) you can add Konig idk (just please add Gaz…)

IF YOU WRITE IT PLEASE TAG ME