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...there was an attempt...
Behold, a gremlin demon boi.
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Family Reunion
Xiri: I made tea.
Erio: I don’t want tea.
Xiri: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Erio: Then why are you telling me?
Xiri: It is a conversation starter.
Erio: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Xiri: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#erio (ssp)#xiri (ssp)#erio went back home for a visit and had to get along with xiri#zilia's in the background just watching them with pride#soria finds erio's suffering hilarious
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Xiri: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
B: I beg to differ
Xiri: Then beg
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Lina: Edgar... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Edgar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Lina:
Lina: I wrote sanitize, Edgar.
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Beliaz: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Canan: How can you still say that?
Beliaz: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#beliaz (ssp)#canan (ssp)#oh beliaz you sad sad boi
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...there was an attempt...
Behold, a gremlin demon boi.
#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#xiri (ssp)#not a quote#I love him. send help#i said i'd draw soan but ended up with xiri#i actually quite like it
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Snowe: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Xiri: *chugs entire bottle*
Xiri: It’s perfume.
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#snowe (ssp)#xiri (ssp)#you can pry chaotic gremlin xiri from my cold dead hands
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Snowe: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Xiri, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Ah, the pain of having to go through the few posts I have to check if the quote I'm about to post is not one I've already made...
Tis been a while, but I just finished playing SSP and reading the sequels and yeah. My brain is occupied with it now.
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Zuan: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
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Snowe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Erio: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Xiri: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#erio (ssp)#xiri (ssp)#I like to imagine they bicker a lot
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Snowe: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Snowe: Xiri, we need to talk about your professionalism
Xiri, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#snowe (ssp)#xiri (ssp)#source: incorrect-quote-templates#i love xiri very much#he gives me this 'powerful gremlin' energy
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Relenia: *is unpacking a box*
Relenia: *puts the box down and turns around*
Anastasia: *crunch*
Relenia: DON’T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#relenia (ssp)#anastasia (ssp)#source: incorrect-quote-templates
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Snowe: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.
Judge: This is a parking ticket…
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#snowe (ssp)#source: incorrect-quote-templates
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Xiri: just trust me. have i ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Snowe: all the time
Xiri: then you should be used to it by now
#incorrect quotes#star stealing prince#ephemeral prince#snowe (ssp)#xiri (ssp)#source: incorrect-quote-templates
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