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...there was an attempt...

Behold, a gremlin demon boi.

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Family Reunion

Xiri: I made tea.

Erio: I don’t want tea.

Xiri: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Erio: Then why are you telling me?

Xiri: It is a conversation starter.

Erio: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Xiri: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Xiri: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

B: I beg to differ

Xiri: Then beg

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Lina: Edgar... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Edgar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Lina:

Lina: I wrote sanitize, Edgar.

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Beliaz: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Canan: How can you still say that?

Beliaz: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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...there was an attempt...

Behold, a gremlin demon boi.

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Snowe: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Xiri: *chugs entire bottle*

Xiri: It’s perfume.

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Snowe: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Xiri, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Ah, the pain of having to go through the few posts I have to check if the quote I'm about to post is not one I've already made...

Tis been a while, but I just finished playing SSP and reading the sequels and yeah. My brain is occupied with it now.

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Zuan: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Snowe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Erio: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Xiri: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Snowe: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Snowe: Xiri, we need to talk about your professionalism

Xiri, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava

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Relenia: *is unpacking a box*

Relenia: *puts the box down and turns around*

Anastasia: *crunch*

Relenia: DON’T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!

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Snowe: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.

Judge: This is a parking ticket…

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Xiri: just trust me. have i ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Snowe: all the time

Xiri: then you should be used to it by now