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It's 1997, you are still trapped in the timeloop, there's a bird pecking at your window, that bird has never been there before

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I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

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Every Robin needs to have the “I’m not wearing any armor, you can’t make me” / “You need to wear armor to be safe” / “Yeah to be slow, you mean” / “You think this is slow?” conversation with Bruce at some point in the early patrol days, just so that Bruce can double his own armor plates for one no holds barred spar and show them that that was, in fact, not slow by any definition of the word.

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Rodent marriage insult! Single power!

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Check it out, It's Out of Touch Thursday!!

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Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

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Nightwing, to his siblings: guyssss killing is like seriously bad :( say no to murder!! We’re vigilantes, not executioners!!

Bruce, vividly remembering the countless times he has had to physically restrain Dick from committing homicide, squinting at him suspiciously: hmmm

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Updates about the TikTok ban/relight … a lot of people thought that TikTokers were being dramatic. We were forced to say “unalive” “pew-pew” and “grape”… now it’s a community violation to say that Meta sucks.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

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Posted this on pintrest, want it here to

Not the best worded, but I was in a rush while making it

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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