quinnk1n

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my favourite genre of bug is when they are atrociously disproportionate. someone will scream "AHH, ITS A BUG" and when you turn around, you see this:

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NOBODY MOVE I HAVE A SONG IDEA

a song titled “Cover Lover” that tells a story about a couple trying to find the best covers for their bed in their new apartment.

the album cover is a blanket or something else having to do with beds and sheets but thats not important. What’s important is that throughout the song, there are a bajillion references and excerpts from songs that have been covered before.

mic drop.

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fuck around and find out? nah. turn around and walk out.

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Im convinced that the people who disagree with vaccines bc they “have chips in them” just don’t like getting shots and are exceptionally stupid and/or dramatic

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Screw the Trolley Problem, here’s an alternative morality test:

Bram Stoker (an actual person) and all his siblings (actual people) were written about in Dacre Stoker’s Dracul. Of course, most of the book is fiction; nothing mentioned really happened.

Is the Bram Stoker in the book still a real person or is he now his own fictional character who shares a name with the og writer of Dracula?

Bonus question: Is it ethical to write fanfics about Bram Stoker FROM THE BOOK SPECIFICALLY because he “isn’t real” or is it unethical because he is real, technically?

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NO! Girls dont want conventionally attractive studs, girls want MATPAT!

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I like to believe that vampires stereotypically wear all black because their undead bodies are freezing cold and wearing black will absorb more warmth.