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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
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reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing.
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eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
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Tired of this shit. All other confession blogs getting blocked too
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Okay but imagine being feet away from her looking like this, talking about how she’s gonna die at any second. I’m sorry I can’t, is she colour blind or…
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Christmas: Am I missing like 437 steps when I do my makeup? Raven: I just don’t give a fuck.
We know girl..
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Wtf are you guys talking about P*uls life is ruined. You know damn well the racists™ are all going to band together and promote his business. Unfortunately he's not losing a damn penny over this bullshit
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this tag loves and respects dominique cooper endlessly
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Y'all this is the first group of houseguests
To play big brother under Trump’s Presidency, it all makes sense now.
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✨🌈✨🌈 reminder to not buy any of Paul’s shirts or listen to his bands music and to unfollow him on any and all social media ✨🌈✨🌈
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Josh: wow you have really good posture
Raven: it's because I have a disease and I got a second chance at life this is my pacemaker--
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