queen-of-crows
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Darcy - 28 - She/They - Bi Disaster
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles
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sorry I can't go I have self sabotage tonight
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adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won鈥檛 go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*
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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it鈥檚 down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries
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Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting
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so oooo many people in so many fandoms are holding themselves back from the art they want to create because they fear The Discourse and it's the most depressing thing ever like PLEASE stop clipping your own wings and create whatever art you want to. whyyy do we have to live in a panopticon it's so frustrating just make whatever!! be free!!!!!!
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me doing stand up at a 4th era corner club to a crowd of dunmer: man, vivec really dropped the ball, huh? 馃
I am booed off the stage
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the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
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