certified will graham kinnie [aiden • 19 • he/him • gay]
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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feral dogs and the fear of being chained
untitled - mischievous.dog // c-53 post // on the topic of growing up - fruiteas // how to be a dog - andrew kane // never tamed - fuckyoubaker // phantom synapsis - mothsprout // episode 15 - mabel podcast // playing devil's advocate - babezord // tongues and teeth - the crane wives // the choleric (the wolf) - beth cavener // more and more - margaret atwood
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age 16: the world isn't worth living in
age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately
#this is so me coded#im like 4ish years off but emotionally im there#my coworkers were convinced i was minimum 22 lol
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he's nothing if not determined
#my partner would do this 100%#sometimes when i'm being silly he'll pick me up or toss me around onto my bed playfully and just say#“you weight nothing.”#each and every time#its a bit hilarious
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THE FUCKING TURNAROUND FROM "yeah the medics say I had a psychotic episode :/" TO "in conclusion" IS KILLING ME LIKE BRO??? BRO THAT'S HOW YOU'RE ENDING YOUR ESSAY????? YOU JUST SHOT ME IN BOTH KNEECAPS AND NOW YOU'RE KISSING ME ON THE FOREHEAD AND SAYING NIGHT NIGHT??????
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Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, we’re really in for it now
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Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH
#fucking. yeah!!!!#i screamed in the car so fucking loud like oh my god#i have Theories and this is slowly but surely confirming the likelihood of some of them...
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[after sucking the meat clear off your bones] what are we
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queer joy is watching ur friends experience rocky horror w u <33
#i love rocky horror w all my heart n soul#my partner n i usually go their monthly shows as a lil date day and we’ve recently been dragging friends along too#10/10 would recommend#also very funny when you know the entire before speech and most of the call outs and the throwing stuff bits bc#you can lean over and make rrly hilariously timed jokes#it’s fucking awesome#counting down the days till i’m 21 not to drink or smoke but to perform in rocky horror frrrr#i’m so sad they make the age minimum 21 for this cast but alas#what can you do
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i miss having tumblr mutuals hmu if ur like cool n queer ok thank u !!!
#bonus points if you like hannibal#cuz i fucking love hannibal and my partner doesn’t and it’s the saddest thing in the world#or if ur really into dogs n wolves#or if u like tattoos. i’d love to talk tattoo ideas#or if u like the marauders#or if ur rrly big into writing#or if u had an emotional attachment to ur hs english teacher#you guys get the vibes
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writers will be chilling in their silly little writing classes and then realise the semester ends in 3 weeks and they have 1 script, 5 revised works, 2 essays, and 2 finals to do.
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creative writing majors will also do everything except not write. i went 4x over my page limit im gonna explode
creative writing majors will do anything EXCEPT write
#to be fair i’ve gone over the page limit for every single assignment in this class#but yk#i’m not great at being concise#also 1.5 pages double spaced if like fucking nothing#tbh i didn’t even want 2 be writing this but alas
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