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Adding 'they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them' to the unnecessarily hard tumblr quotes
if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come
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I like to imagine that Victor Frankenstein and his Creature look absolutely nothing alike at the beginning of their narrative, but as the story progresses, they become more and more visually similar. As the blood pumps through the Creature's veins and his stiff muscles loosen up, he begins to look a little more.... alive, for want of a better word, than the twitching corpse Victor first saw him as. Secretly living with the De Laceys, he copies their facial expressions, practicing them again and again until they almost come naturally. Almost. He even has some of his creator's clothes. Meanwhile, as Victor's health deteriorates, his skin becomes sallow and transluscent, revealing the blood vessels underneath. His hair grows long and wild. His lips turn purplish black and shriveled with frostbite in the harsh Arctic. And maybe, in the dimness of Walton's cabin, when the candlelight hits them just right, Victor's dull, watery eyes appear almost yellow.
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the audacity to bully us for wondering if phil was actively dying. when phil was actively dying
#'' 'why aren't dan and phil posting??' we were dying!!'' YEAH MAN thats what we were worried about#i'm actually a little sad that they think we were just begging for Content and not just a sign of life 🥲#prev tags good points yess
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im 17 and im scared of dan and phil
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RAY TORO IS NOT A "HEAR ME OUT" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS JUST FUCKING HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love abortions but my brain immediately went to trans
John Watson Headcannon I've been thinking about for a while: Not all of the women coming to 221B were coming for Sherlock Holmes' help. John Watson is a discreet man a good surgeon, and a competent doctor.
What I'm saying is that the good doctor sometimes performed illegal abortions.
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This is like if Mona Lisa posed in-front of the Mona Lisa holding a copy of the Mona Lisa…
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If I have a dollar for each time I really enjoyed a peice of media with heavy owl symbolism that didn't really make any sense I would have two dollars and I don't know what that says about me
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The girls are gossiping
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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.
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You know that it's becoming terminal when you have to draw the blorbo
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I saw a tumblr post not that long ago about Granada Sherlock Holmes, that said David Burke’s Watson was boyfriend!Watson and Edward Hardwicke’s Watson is husband!Watson, and I'm thinking truer words have never been spoken.
Burke’s Watson looks at Holmes with excitement, almost adoration at times. Something you would expect from a newer relationship.
Harwicke’s Watson looks at Holmes with a gentle fondness.
Burke’s run includes a lot more incidental touches, of the arm, the shoulder, etc. The type of stuff that is great for gif sets, and prefect for shipper fuel.
The touches are less during Hardwicke’s run, from what I’ve seen so far, but he shares these looks with Holmes like they’re communicating without talking, which don’t particularly gif well, but are such great little character moments when you’re watching the show.
I was disappointed at first that they switched actors part way through, but they made it work. There is about 7-8 years between Burke and Hardwicke for age, and I know canonically only three years are supposed to have passed between The Final Problem and The Empty House, but if you widen that gap the changes in Watson make more sense. Older Watson is more staid, he has known grief and heartache, and he has settled into his middle age. He seems exasperated with Holmes much of the time, and yet you know he would follow him almost anywhere. Older Watson more readily accepts Holmes with all of his foibles, because he knows what life was like without him.
Young Watson and Holmes are two men in their prime, ready to take on the world.
Older Watson and Holmes are the bickering old married couple, that would be lost without each other.
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Gorgeous art
gwen my gwen
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