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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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I love soulmates but also this-

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Having siblings was a mistake what's her problem with me

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not to b all 'ooga booga the woke mob is ruining everything' but i for one dont want gay/trans historical fiction to b this cutesy romanticized pseudohistorical interpretation populated by characters whose morals abt sexuality echo those of the most progressive modern day westerners who r all totally chill w gay sex n relationships n gender nonconformity n gender deviancy n i understand this is somewhat of an unpopular opinion among sjws but. i personally rly do not care for that shit at all. why do u want historical fiction without the actual history.

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Generational toxic masculinity.

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my beautiful boyfriend Scam Likely and lovely girlfriend Team Snapchat are always blowing up my phone with stupid shit I don't care about

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what if writers did streams like artists did

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Starmer for US President

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ive been very interested in your blog ever since i noticed you associating with several of my closest mutuals. how would you like to form a partnership for the ages

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I’m an open book, but written in a cryptic dead language.

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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they should invent a term for “the person you turned into a vampire” that doesn’t sound Fucking Stupid. like at least there’s moderately less stupid options for “the person who turned me into a vampire” but what am i supposed to

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “november 5th 2020” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw vladimir putin resign

my buddy mutual pacing: destiel is canon in spanish

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For the love of god stop