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i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about

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Military whump prompts

(because Reddit is down and I’m chronically online)

Hearing the whumpee’s screams over the radio as they’re captured, the rest of the team frozen in horror.

• Patch job in the middle of the battlefield, someone pressing down on a wound with their bare hands, whispering, “Stay with me, okay? Just stay.”

• Post-mission debrief, but the whumpee is barely holding it together, swaying on their feet as the adrenaline wears off.

• The whumpee refusing pain meds because they need to “stay sharp,” only to pass out mid-conversation.

• “I don’t leave people behind,” they growl, limping and bleeding but refusing to abandon the unconscious teammate over their shoulder.

• Waking up in a field hospital, disoriented and panicked, pulling out the IV before being restrained by a firm but gentle voice.

• “We’re not going to make it.” “Yes, we are.” Cue one of them doing something reckless to ensure the other gets out alive.

• Cold, soaked to the bone, huddled in a ruined building during a downpour, one of them feverish while the other desperately tries to keep them awake.

• Hiding an injury to avoid being benched, only for it to get worse at the worst possible moment.

• “You don’t understand—I can’t go back. I can’t be discharged.”

• A high-ranking officer demanding a mission debrief while the whumpee is barely conscious, words slurring, bleeding through their uniform.

• A medic struggling to save the whumpee in the back of a jolting vehicle, yelling for the driver to go faster.

• Post-rescue, sitting by the whumpee’s bedside, counting every beep of the heart monitor like a prayer.

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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Whumper watching their defiant whumpee break down for the first time. They're worn out. They're too tired, in too much pain, to offer more than the weakest of protests.

Whumper tips their head back and gives them a grin.

"Oh, does that hurt?" they purr.

It's just too satisfying to watch - they can't resist teasing them a little bit about it.

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love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

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while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

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I try to not watch a lot of youtube shorts but I came across this guy and his face just has such remarkable "twink squadmate who bleeds out in your arms in Bayeux" features that I can hear his 19 year old pregant widow crying when I come to the door and tell her the bad news

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The writer's incomprehensibly nonsexual kink that flies completely under the radar because it just happens to coincide with well established genre tropes and good writing advice

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The “it was real enough to get me through but the shelf life of those fantasies has expired” pipeline is ooooooooooof

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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

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i LOVE illegal immigration ❤️

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I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

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don’t give up guys Bernie can still win this

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do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you