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can we talk about how the grinch was a fag or will the woke mob cancel me
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dan laughing at phils joke 15 years later, the exact same way
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me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust
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That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago
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don't worry babygirl, your shitty hair bleach is sooo women in STEM of you xoxo
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but professor have you considered that i am just a little guy?
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girl dont cry. youre so nu metal 00s goth goth girl goth vampirecore cw blood tw blood
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if you suddenly don’t support the shooter bc he’s right wing I’m shaking you like a rag doll I’m throwing you into mount doom please look me in the eyes and remember that your biggest battle is not left vs right it is up versus down. they want you divided. keep your eyes on the prize. you want to eat the rich? so do the millions living in rural america. so do your farmers, your electricians, your welders, your fishermen. the men and women’s bodies who are exploited for labor. the class disparity the fear mongering the human rights violations stems from ABOVE!! they want you to despise each other to alienate each other to think we are not both human beings suffering for their profit. do not cover your eyes with their wool
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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fall out boy + I don't know where you end and I begin
folie à deux / immortals / g.i.n.a.s.f.s. / the last of the real ones / w.a.m.s. / twin skeleton's (hotel in nyc) / honorable mention
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