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this reads like disco elysium dialogue
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Today was scary but raising 3k with my sister and being with my girlfriend filled me with hope. I love being transgender and I'll never stop.
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I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
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karl marx failed to consider that my Egg joker will gain $3 sell value at end of round
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
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AYYYY OHHHHH I MISMANAGE-A THE WEBSITE I BAN-A THE TGIRLS
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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trans flag color picked from jfks assassination
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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
#thank god someone brought it up#i was pretty sure he started the whole thing but its hard to remember when the past few years have been as they are
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#pov your kids requested a glass of water so you put these poor molecules through a saw trap that would need a fundraiser campaign#and at the end of the day watch as continue with a parched existence whilst drinking a glass of water so traumatized its into it now
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well god forbid a woman does anything 🙄 (she is damaging the fabric of space and time)
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