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So offer up your daughters, your daughters The new moon comes through stone walls To darken lightened rooms, to darken lightened rooms Love will be cruel to who it entices Love will have its, have its sacrifices

I told you I’d be listening to Natasha and Elise covering the Carmilla Theme Song, because is there anything these two are not wonderfully talented at?

(No. There isn’t.)

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Baby elephant seal vs adult elephant seal

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Gentle Boye 

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Some studies I did for my second artbook, The Sketchbook of Loish! For one of the chapters, I developed an idea for a story and explored it through sketches and concept art.

If you’re interested in this book, it’s available directly through my publisher, where you can get a copy with a signed bookplate! Find it here: https://shop.3dtotal.com/the-sketchbook-of-loish

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SHRIMP HEAVEN NOW!

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White privilege can also be hard…

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im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

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OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

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May 2020 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

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How To Scare A Skeleton

Skeleton: (rattles towards Me aggressively) 

Me: Aw dangit, bones? I wasn’t prepared for this, bone puns are hard. 

Skeleton: (rattles more aggressively) 

Me: (flipping through Google) Hang on, I can do this. Just let me bone up on my medical terms. 

Skeleton: (visibly winces) 

Me: Okay, I am impressed you could wince without skin, and yes I know that was bad. But I don’t know why you have a bone to pick with me anyway. Tibia honest, I don’t clavicle all day, I femur schedule is tight, so keep a wide radius or I’ll have to get sternum with you— 

Skeleton: (RATTLES ANGRILY)  

Me: Sheesh, everyone’s a critic. (whistles)

(Sounds of excited barking in the distance) 

Skeleton: !!! (rattles in opposite direction VERY QUICKLY)

Me: (yelling after it) “Tibia honest” was a good one, though! I deserve credit for that! (pauses) …“Don’t diss my mad skulls” DANGIT that would have been PERFECT.

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Other Nonsense:

The How To Guide For Mythical Creatures Masterlist

(Thanks to @insightsfromagameplayer for suggesting skeletons! This one is way too close to reality, I just really wanted to use that tibia pun and decided to own the fact all my other bone puns were terrible XD)

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Custom Animal Crossing Town Lamps made by Grammables

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The text reads,

“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END, YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING, YOU FINALLY  NEED TO KNOW

HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY

LIE STILL (x13) ”

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a taz animated intro i did for a uni assignment that i’m still mostly okay with

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illus. HYOGONOSUKE

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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

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i’m a red gay. join me in going feral

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Sock thief

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